# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 85
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2017, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1681 "2017-05-29T02:57:55Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > **fj** needs to learn how to coherence before thinking about writing a novel. > [@femmejean](#): > > What do you mean? Verbing weirds language? ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2017, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1682 "2017-05-29T04:30:39Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Please stop it, people. DO NOT FEED THE TROLL!!! You’re absolutely right. I’m done. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2017, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1683 "2017-05-29T11:08:21Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > . . . and a couple of times got me reported to my principal and vice principal. You had a principal specifically overseeing vice? ---
**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2017, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1684 "2017-05-29T11:18:11Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > You had a principal specifically overseeing vice? Um…not sure where the confusion is… I had a principal and a vice principal. My classmates shared their concerns first with the VP and then the Principal since they believed my ‘situation’ was escalating at the time. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2017, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1685 "2017-05-29T11:20:04Z")
Who cares? Bring it back to your stupid threads that I don’t read to avoid this fucking stupidity. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2017, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1686 "2017-05-29T12:34:26Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > Um…not sure where the confusion is… I had a principal and a vice principal. My classmates shared their concerns first with the VP and then the Principal since they believed my ‘situation’ was escalating at the time. So a long and well established pathological history of trolling. Colour me surprised. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2017, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1687 "2017-05-29T12:53:58Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > So a long and well established pathological history of trolling. > > Colour me surprised. :rolleyes: Why do you believe I’m always trolling? You guys get triggered too easily. I wonder what explanation you’d have come up with before trolling became a thing. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2017, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1688 "2017-05-29T13:12:23Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > Why do you believe I’m always trolling? > > You guys get triggered too easily. I wonder what explanation you’d have come up with before trolling became a thing. I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt that you’re a bit more clever than you come across. The alternative is - you really are _that_ obtuse and attention hungry. I recommend you keep your dumbass mouth shut and take the compliment. It’s a limited time offer. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2017, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1689 "2017-05-29T17:19:55Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > Um…not sure where the confusion is… I had a principal and a vice principal. My classmates shared their concerns first with the VP and then the Principal since they believed my ‘situation’ was escalating at the time. You are getting mocked for omitting the hyphen. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2017, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1690 "2017-05-29T18:10:30Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > You had a principal specifically overseeing vice? > [@femmejean](#): > > Um…not sure where the confusion is… I had a principal and a vice principal. My classmates shared their concerns first with the VP and then the Principal since they believed my ‘situation’ was escalating at the time. _WHOOSH!_ x ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2017, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1691 "2017-05-29T18:22:08Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > My god…he is positively mild compared to what the Marquis de Sade was writing 300 years ago. How would you know if you didn’t read his posts? ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2017, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1692 "2017-05-29T18:30:44Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > How would you know if you didn’t read his posts? I was going by the examples provided fool. And you must not know what the Marquis de Sade wrote. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2017, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1693 "2017-05-29T18:32:12Z")
Im pretty sure Charley Wayne has morphed into DudeRobert but their posts are silly snd fun so keep it up guy. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2017, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1694 "2017-05-29T18:33:52Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > I was going by the examples provided fool. And you must not know what the Marquis de Sade wrote. I never said which was worse…but I _have_ read both in context, so I would say I am more qualified to judge them against each other than you are. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2017, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1695 "2017-05-30T02:14:52Z")
And we have a [brand new contender](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827310)! Go for the win, Elsaanna. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2017, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1696 "2017-05-30T02:59:06Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > And we have a [brand new contender](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827310)! Go for the win, Elsaanna. Cornfielded already…though still had over 100 responses. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2017, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1697 "2017-05-30T03:02:31Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > And we have a [brand new contender](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827310)! Go for the win, Elsaanna. She was something alright. A caricature of a troll almost. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2017, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1698 "2017-05-30T03:04:54Z")
I was expecting a ban, but cornfielding is just icing for the cake. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2017, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1699 "2017-05-30T03:15:01Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > Cornfielded already…though still had over 100 responses. [Cache of page one.](link deleted) ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2017, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1700 "2017-05-30T03:24:50Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > [Cache of page one.](link deleted) Linking to it kind of defeats the purpose of having cornfielded it in the first place. Link deleted. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=84) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=86)