# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 87
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1721 "2017-05-31T07:09:25Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > You haven’t noticed that a good chunk of us have insomnia? Insomnia? Could that be why I’m here at 3:09 a.m.? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1722 "2017-05-31T07:18:04Z")
12:17 for me. The night is young. ---
**Author:** ![CatandMouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c89c15/32.png) [@CatandMouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CatandMouse)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1723 "2017-05-31T07:19:34Z")
It’s 2:19 for me, but I work until midnight. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1724 "2017-05-31T07:37:55Z")
Oh, nvm. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1725 "2017-05-31T12:26:54Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > You haven’t noticed that a good chunk of us have insomnia? Sure, but you could start a thread comparing remedies in IMHO or someplace. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1726 "2017-05-31T12:35:56Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Sure, but you could start a thread comparing remedies in IMHO or someplace. Oh FFS. You might have noticed Pit threads don’t exactly tend to stay on topic. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1727 "2017-05-31T12:54:18Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > Oh FFS. You might have noticed Pit threads don’t exactly tend to stay on topic. Cats should be the alpha specie on this planet. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1728 "2017-05-31T12:55:42Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > Cats should be the alpha specie on this planet. They’re not? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1729 "2017-05-31T13:23:37Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > They’re not? I thought weasels were. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1730 "2017-05-31T13:48:27Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > Cats should be the alpha specie on this planet. They can’t be because dogs already have Dogecoin. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1731 "2017-05-31T14:25:37Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Sure, but you could start a thread comparing remedies in IMHO or someplace. hahahahahaha No. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1732 "2017-05-31T14:53:10Z")
I’m just waiting for the better prescription advice. Help with sleep? Boring! Come on, man, you used to be cool. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1733 "2017-05-31T15:03:24Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > Perhaps instead of countering trolls with recipes, we should prescribe medications for each other. What med treats trollism? Would this be equivalent to [Histrionic personality disorder](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder)? The ancient Greeks thought more sex was the solution, whereas Freud believed the cause was “a lack of libidinal evolution.” ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1734 "2017-05-31T15:11:46Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > I’m just waiting for the better prescription advice. Help with sleep? Boring! Come on, man, you used to be cool. Until you have problems with sleep and realize what a royal pain in the ass it can be. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1735 "2017-05-31T17:45:59Z")
[Proof that the mods don’t let “left-wing” trolling go by the board here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827376). ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1736 "2017-05-31T17:59:00Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > [Proof that the mods don’t let “left-wing” trolling go by the board here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827376). He’s not a troll. Just a jerk. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1737 "2017-05-31T18:04:14Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > [Proof that the mods don’t let “left-wing” trolling go by the board here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827376). That’s more like it. 🙂 More snark, less medicine. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1738 "2017-05-31T19:24:01Z")
> [@Emiliana](#): > > He’s not a troll. Just a jerk. He’s been accused of being a sock just this weekend. Haven’t done the research yet to establish any opinion on the trolling part. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1739 "2017-05-31T19:41:36Z")
He isnt really leftwing in the American sense. He is a self identified communist. ---
**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1740 "2017-05-31T20:02:42Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > He isnt really leftwing in the American sense. He is a self identified communist. Who has a massive hard-on for corporate property rights, if you followed the United Airlines thread. There seems to be crazy levels of crosstalk inside his head. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=86) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=88)