# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 88
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1741 "2017-05-31T21:18:12Z")
> [@Chisquirrel](#): > > Who has a massive hard-on for corporate property rights, if you followed the United Airlines thread. There seems to be crazy levels of crosstalk inside his head. Heh, that’s right. Maybe he’s all about intensifying the contradictions of capitalism. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1742 "2017-05-31T21:29:45Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > That’s more like it. 🙂 More snark, less medicine. Hey, we were just trying to entertain ourselves waiting for the next troll. Didn’t take long. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1743 "2017-06-01T16:13:32Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I thought weasels were. Hey; speaking of weasels, has **JBGUSA** been noted in this thread yet? In [his latest thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20246062#post20246062), which seems to be part of a long-running project to write letters to people and then instead post them on the internet, we had a bunch of people provide links to other posts of his where he contradicts himself quite a bit about his political affiliation and plays fast-and-loose with facts. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1744 "2017-06-01T20:04:02Z")
He’s so far-left, he’s right! ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1745 "2017-06-01T20:09:57Z")
Not all weasels are good weasels. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1746 "2017-06-01T20:30:14Z")
I had not previously noted **JGBUSA**. Good call. I’d like to add **Polar Iceman** to the list. Can’t think of what he’s doing other than trolling at the moment. Also, **Astorian** , for his “last straw” denunciation of the lies libruls tell about violence against Muslims immediately after the attack in Portland. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1747 "2017-06-01T20:37:49Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I’d like to add **Polar Iceman** to the list. Can’t think of what he’s doing other than trolling at the moment. I think his beliefs are sincerely held, and also stupid. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1748 "2017-06-01T20:39:23Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > I think his beliefs are sincerely held, and also stupid. You misspelled stoopid. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1749 "2017-06-01T20:43:46Z")
On the flip side, I’m proud of 99% of the other posters in that thread. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1750 "2017-06-01T20:45:32Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > That’s more like it. 🙂 More snark, less medicine. Sorry, one more medicine post. Add me to the ranks of those here with insomnia. Right now I’m in the middle of writing pages and pages because it’s the end of the quarter. and I have a crap-ton of papers due. My already not-great sleep patterns are even worse because I lie in bed worrying about it all. But when I give up and try to go back to work, my mind is blank. I have zero brain power. In desperation, I ordered the liquid melatonin **Chimera** posted above with one-day delivery arriving yesterday. It calmed my racing mind, I got about six hours of sleep, and wrote three pages this morning. Only about fifteen to go! So a huge THANK YOU to **Chimera**. Back to bitching about trolls. :o ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1751 "2017-06-01T20:48:27Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I had not previously noted **JGBUSA**. Good call. > > I’d like to add **Polar Iceman** to the list. Can’t think of what he’s doing other than trolling at the moment. > > Also, **Astorian** , for his “last straw” denunciation of the lies libruls tell about violence against Muslims immediately after the attack in Portland. Link to Polar Iceman thread? ETA: Never mind! ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1752 "2017-06-01T20:52:03Z")
> [@Emiliana](#): > > Link to Polar Iceman thread? > > ETA: Never mind! Note Post 56, where **Colibri** tells him it would be considered trolling if **Colibri** had not moved it to the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1753 "2017-06-01T20:52:20Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > Sorry, one more medicine post. Add me to the ranks of those here with insomnia. Right now I’m in the middle of writing pages and pages because it’s the end of the quarter. and I have a crap-ton of papers due. My already not-great sleep patterns are even worse because I lie in bed worrying about it all. But when I give up and try to go back to work, my mind is blank. I have zero brain power. > > In desperation, I ordered the liquid melatonin **Chimera** posted above with one-day delivery arriving yesterday. It calmed my racing mind, I got about six hours of sleep, and wrote three pages this morning. Only about fifteen to go! > > So a huge THANK YOU to **Chimera**. > > Back to bitching about trolls. :o Well, shit. Now I have to try it. I’m also a writer and one of the shittiest drawbacks of sleep deprivation is it’s difficult to get the creative thing going. I am literally driving to my local health foods store right now to see if I can find some. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1754 "2017-06-01T20:54:08Z")
I ordered it too. Should be here today. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1755 "2017-06-01T20:56:43Z")
Check CVS. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1756 "2017-06-01T20:58:34Z")
Ooh, I have one of those down the road. Not driving as far, FTW. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1757 "2017-06-01T21:01:49Z")
And I hope you all catch that ‘sublingual’ means hold it under your tongue for as long as you can before swallowing it. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1758 "2017-06-01T21:19:07Z")
I thought it meant we had to speak in a language we don’t understand while we take it. Thanks for the tip. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1759 "2017-06-01T21:22:35Z")
I picked some up at Walgreens. It doesn’t explicitly say to put it under your tongue, but it’s liquid, so I presume it will work if I do so…? Just a thought I had on the way over there: this thread is the MPSIMS of the maladjusted. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1760 "2017-06-01T21:24:26Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > I picked some up at Walgreens. It doesn’t explicitly say to put it under your tongue, but it’s liquid, so I presume it will work if I do so…? > > Just a thought I had on the way over there: this thread is the MPSIMS of the maladjusted. Does it say ‘sublingual’? What is the brand? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=87) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=89)