# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 89
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1761 "2017-06-01T21:26:25Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > I thought it meant we had to speak in a language we don’t understand while we take it. Thanks for the tip. Did you say “Klaatu Barada Convfefe” as you took it? You didn’t? Oh no. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1762 "2017-06-01T21:45:46Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Does it say ‘sublingual’? What is the brand? Natrol Liquid Melatonin. It does not say sublingual. I think I fucked up. It’s the only kind they had, though. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1763 "2017-06-01T21:47:34Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > Just a thought I had on the way over there: this thread is the MPSIMS of the maladjusted. Crap. I meant to say ‘‘The MMP of the maladjusted.’’ ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1764 "2017-06-01T22:53:01Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > Natrol Liquid Melatonin. It does not say sublingual. > > I think I fucked up. It’s the only kind they had, though. Eh, give it a shot, do the under the tongue thing, see how it goes. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1765 "2017-06-01T23:21:28Z")
Damn it, you’re all putting _me_ to sleep. I like and respect all of you, but if I have to put you all on my ignore list, I will. With all due respect, please kindly fuck off to the mini rants thread or some other thread. TYVM. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1766 "2017-06-01T23:24:37Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > With all due respect, please kindly **fuck off** to the mini rants thread or some other thread. TYVM. You know you’re not supposed to say this in the pit, right? _You’re getting sleepy. Sleepy…_ ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1767 "2017-06-01T23:47:44Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > You know you’re not supposed to say this in the pit, right? > > _You’re getting sleepy. Sleepy…_ No, you’re not allowed to say, **Fuck off and die.** **Miller** won’t even give a mod note for a simple “Fuck off.” ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1768 "2017-06-01T23:55:58Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Damn it, you’re all putting _me_ to sleep. I like and respect all of you, but if I have to put you all on my ignore list, I will. > > With all due respect, please kindly fuck off to the mini rants thread or some other thread. TYVM. Not to be rude, but there are a bunch of people in this thread, and you seem to be the only one complaining about drug tangents. Sure, everyone could bend to your wishes. Or maybe you could just skip over the posts that you find boring. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1769 "2017-06-02T00:02:46Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > I picked some up at Walgreens. It doesn’t explicitly say to put it under your tongue, but it’s liquid, so I presume it will work if I do so…? How would it work trying to hold liquid under your tongue? Doesn’t seem too manageable. Any sublingual medication I’ve ever seen has been in pill form of some sort. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1770 "2017-06-02T00:08:25Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > How would it work trying to hold liquid under your tongue? Doesn’t seem too manageable. Any sublingual medication I’ve ever seen has been in pill form of some sort. I searched on Amazon and there are plenty of sublingual liquid melatonin brands. I think it’s just a few drops at a time. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1771 "2017-06-02T00:25:39Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > I searched on Amazon and there are plenty of sublingual liquid melatonin brands. I think it’s just a few drops at a time. Ignorance fought! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1772 "2017-06-02T00:38:29Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > Not to be rude, but there are a bunch of people in this thread, and you seem to be the only one complaining about drug tangents. Sure, everyone could bend to your wishes. Or maybe you could just skip over the posts that you find boring. Bullshit. They’re easier to skip over if they’re on my ignore list. You’re first. I know you probably don’t give a shit, but it’ll make me happier. And willfully hijacking a thread is an asshole move and marks you as a troll in my book. I guess that makes it appropriate after all. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1773 "2017-06-02T00:41:29Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > No, you’re not allowed to say, **Fuck off and die.** **Miller** won’t even give a mod note for a simple “Fuck off.” As I recall, the trigger phrase is GFY. Or any bigothets directed at other posters. That get reportings, because mods have enough work just keeping up with the threads they want to be in. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1774 "2017-06-02T00:42:43Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > As I recall, the trigger phrase is GFY. Or any bigothets directed at other posters. That get reportings, because mods have enough work just keeping up with the threads they want to be in. I think that’s the dumbest goddamn rule. There is nothing that compares to a hearty ‘‘go fuck yourself.’’ ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1775 "2017-06-02T00:46:13Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > As I recall, the trigger phrase is GFY. Or any bigothets directed at other posters. That get reportings, because mods have enough work just keeping up with the threads they want to be in. Quoth **Miller** : > [@Telling someone in The Pit to fuck off.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telling-someone-in-the-pit-to-fuck-off/736517/17): > > I interpret the phrases included in the language sticky as narrowly as possible. The specific phrase mentioned there is “fuck off _and die_,” not just “fuck off,” so I tend to give it a pass. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1776 "2017-06-02T00:50:59Z")
So the guy complaining about people hijacking the thread with a discussion of Melatonin hijacks the thread with a discussion of the rules. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1777 "2017-06-02T00:55:06Z")
OK, [this HAS to be sockitude](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827524). Post, reply by [you know who](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) 3 minutes later, then the OP replies 3 minutes after that… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1778 "2017-06-02T00:57:14Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > I think that’s the dumbest goddamn rule. There is nothing that compares to a hearty ‘‘go fuck yourself.’’ “Go fuck a cactus” is permissible. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1779 "2017-06-02T00:58:11Z")
femmejean is one of those people whose threads I refuse to open or respond to. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1780 "2017-06-02T01:00:49Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > OK, [this HAS to be sockitude](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827524). Post, reply by [you know who](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) 3 minutes later, then the OP replies 3 minutes after that… :rolleyes: Yeah, that certainly seems likely. The OP has just got to be a troll. And won’t a suicide forum try to talk you out of it rather than tell you how to off yourself painlessly? Damn it, now I have the _M_A_S_H\* theme stuck in my head. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=88) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=90)