# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 90
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1781 "2017-06-02T01:13:13Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > Natrol Liquid Melatonin. It does not say sublingual. > > I think I fucked up. It’s the only kind they had, though. That’s the same one I got. It doesn’t say sublingual, but I used it like it was. The pill form of melatonin hasn’t worked for me and I was using 5mg. One dropper (as described on the label but is actually half a dropper) is one milligram. I had two mg and my mind was calmer after about 45 minutes and I drifted off even after being screwed up on caffeine all day. I hope it works for you! I’ll fuck off now, **cochrane** , for at least a few hours. I am sorry to participate in the derail but this is where the conversation is. :o ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1782 "2017-06-02T01:20:54Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > OK, [this HAS to be sockitude](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827524). Post, reply by [you know who](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) 3 minutes later, then the OP replies 3 minutes after that… :rolleyes: You know, it didn’t occur to me it was his sock. I thought it was strange that you know who responded so quickly. Now that I look at his profile, he’s got a nice Shakespeare quote about death and everything. **FJ** , not the noob. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1783 "2017-06-02T01:35:40Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Bullshit. They’re easier to skip over if they’re on my ignore list. You’re first. I know you probably don’t give a shit, but it’ll make me happier. Dude, you have a very low tolerance for things not going your way. I’d recommend some meds to help with that, but we know where that leads. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1784 "2017-06-02T01:48:18Z")
> [@helena330](#): > > sorry, one more medicine post. Add me to the ranks of those here with insomnia. do not fall asleep!!! Freddy will come to you. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1785 "2017-06-02T01:54:48Z")
Can’t sleep. Clown will eat me. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1786 "2017-06-02T01:55:19Z")
All you who sleep tonight Far from the ones you love, No hand to left or right And emptiness above - Know that you aren’t alone The whole world shares your tears, Some for two nights or one, And some for all their years. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1787 "2017-06-02T02:11:59Z")
Oh my. ---
**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1788 "2017-06-02T04:02:19Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Yeah, that certainly seems likely. The OP has just got to be a troll. And won’t a suicide forum try to talk you out of it rather than tell you how to off yourself painlessly? > > Damn it, now I have the _M_A_S_H\* theme stuck in my head. Nah…I was serious. I’m sure you know how liable one can be when divulging suicide plans online or hosting a website that allows this. I wanted to give him help, but feared being hit with an infraction and worse off…getting charged with assisting a suicide. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1789 "2017-06-02T06:49:09Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > So the guy complaining about people hijacking the thread with a discussion of Melatonin hijacks the thread with a discussion of the rules. Who started discussing the rules? Let’s see if I can find that. Searching… Oh yeah, here it is. > [@Chimera](#): > > You know you’re not supposed to say this in the pit, right? > > _You’re getting sleepy. Sleepy…_ Well, what do you know? ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1790 "2017-06-02T12:54:36Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > That’s the same one I got. It doesn’t say sublingual, but I used it like it was. The pill form of melatonin hasn’t worked for me and I was using 5mg. One dropper (as described on the label but is actually half a dropper) is one milligram. I had two mg and my mind was calmer after about 45 minutes and I drifted off even after being screwed up on caffeine all day. I hope it works for you! > > I’ll fuck off now, **cochrane** , for at least a few hours. I am sorry to participate in the derail but this is where the conversation is. :o I tried it. 4 droppers. It made me tired enough to get off my computer, which is something. I slept pretty well until about 3:30am, when I woke up hearing a faint ringing that may or may not have been a real alarm outside. Then I hit myself with another dose and I made it to 8:30am. Better, I guess? ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1791 "2017-06-02T15:44:22Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Damn it, you’re all putting _me_ to sleep. I like and respect all of you, but if I have to put you all on my ignore list, I will. > > With all due respect, please kindly fuck off to the mini rants thread or some other thread. TYVM. Okay, okay, we’ll get of your lawn mister. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1792 "2017-06-02T16:11:13Z")
How not to be caught trolling before you troll. Don’t choose user names like this. > **[Straight Dope Message Board - Your direct line to thousands of the smartest,...](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)** > > Fighting Ignorance Since 1973 ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1793 "2017-06-02T16:23:10Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > How not to be caught trolling before you troll. > > Don’t choose user names like this. > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=189425](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) Ok, that was a good laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1794 "2017-06-02T19:03:14Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > How not to be caught trolling before you troll. > > Don’t choose user names like this. > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=189425](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) Wonder if he’s related to [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20214219&postcount=1475) guy. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1795 "2017-06-02T19:04:33Z")
Gotta act fast to catch the good ones. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1796 "2017-06-02T19:28:21Z")
Yowsa. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1797 "2017-06-02T19:29:42Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > “Go fuck a cactus” is permissible. See now, fucking a cactus, I would imagine is a lot worse than fucking yourself. These are not logical rules. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1798 "2017-06-02T19:38:32Z")
Point of order. When one is fucking a cactus, one is really fucking oneself. With a cactus. Or have I been doing it wrong this whole time? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1799 "2017-06-02T19:40:37Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Point of order. When one is fucking a cactus, one is really fucking oneself. With a cactus. Or have I been doing it wrong this whole time? Fucking a cactus is definitely different from being fucked by a cactus. edited to add:…or so I’ve been told. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1800 "2017-06-02T22:32:13Z")
[Here you go](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20249791). I moved our little side bar on sleep remedies to another thread that was deep into troll territory. Sometimes we go with recipes, but we’re already chatting sleep, so what the heck. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=89) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=91)