# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 91
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1801 "2017-06-02T22:59:38Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > [Amazon.com: Source Naturals Sleep Science Melatonin 1mg Liquid - Orange Flavor - 4 Ounce (Pack of 2) : Health & Household](https://www.amazon.com/Source-Naturals-Melatonin-Liquid-4-Fluid/dp/B001G7R33S/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1496184643&sr=8-2&keywords=melatonin%2Bliquid&th=1) > > This is what my sister was ordering and gave me. She made the mistake of subscribing and got flooded with the stuff. Thanks for that. I’ll give it a try. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1802 "2017-06-03T00:05:40Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > See now, fucking a cactus, I would imagine is a lot worse than fucking yourself. These are not logical rules. > [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Point of order. When one is fucking a cactus, one is really fucking oneself. With a cactus. Or have I been doing it wrong this whole time? > [@Czarcasm](#): > > Fucking a cactus is definitely different from being fucked by a cactus. > > edited to add:…or so I’ve been told. All this cactus fucking is hijacking a thread. Perhaps you all need to get a room with your consenting adult cacti. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1803 "2017-06-03T00:09:58Z")
Not that there’s anything wrong with that. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1804 "2017-06-03T00:15:40Z")
Still, I’m not above judgment. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1805 "2017-06-03T00:20:49Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Still, I’m not above judgment. None of us are. This is the motherfucking Dope. (Also, for fun, when someone asks you what you did today, tell them ‘‘mostly Doping.’’ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1806 "2017-06-03T00:24:10Z")
Only Dope, not going to mention the cacti? I’ve always wondered what kind of cactus. I’ve generally pictured a saguaro myself. Height reasons I guess. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1807 "2017-06-03T00:28:37Z")
Freaks. All you weirdo’s are on the list. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1808 "2017-06-03T00:51:49Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Freaks. All you weirdo’s are on the list. Also, I’m on the list of spelling “weirdo’s” like that. WTF? :smack: ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1809 "2017-06-03T01:21:25Z")
Rubbers ain’t no good with such a partner. Nor are they compatible with waterbeds. No, I do not speak from experience. Why do you ask? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1810 "2017-06-03T06:21:50Z")
[Machinaforce](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827627) is at it again. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1811 "2017-06-03T07:13:15Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Only Dope, not going to mention the cacti? > > I’ve always wondered what kind of cactus. I’ve generally pictured a saguaro myself. Height reasons I guess. [teddy bear cholla](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cylindropuntia_bigelovii) ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1812 "2017-06-03T07:23:42Z")
Ouch, ouch, ouch. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1813 "2017-06-03T11:41:14Z")
Trolls, people! ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1814 "2017-06-03T12:26:46Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > [Machinaforce](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827627) is at it again. In the very least, he’s finally asking an interesting question. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1815 "2017-06-03T12:46:36Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > In the very least, he’s finally asking an interesting question. It’s a pretty low bar, given his posting history. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1816 "2017-06-03T12:54:33Z")
Trust me, my initial response to the thread title was “Jesus fucking Christ.” But then I remembered a couple of books that might be relevant. It seems he has a poor understanding of human history, but the question of whether technology is necessarily 100% good is an interesting one to me. Sent from my Nexus 5X using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1817 "2017-06-03T14:21:01Z")
Anyone else sick to death of all the systematic concern trolling that goes on over at GD/Elections? [Obama administration systematically and illegally spied on Americans for years](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827578) [New cock-up theory on Russia and Trump/Clinton](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=820667) [CA single-payer costs](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826849) [Is the paris accord really unfair to the USA](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827577) Invariably one of our wingnuts finds and cherry-picks some little factoid from some website of questionable repute which paints the Dems/liberals in some poor light, then proceeds to go “neener neener neener!” as if this distracts from anything the GOP is doing and thus the Dems aren’t any better etc. etc. etc. Yes, I know about the recent discussion of the “I Know I Am But What Are You?” tactic-still pisses the hell out of me. Then everybody else has to spend 2-5 pages refuting said nonsense, rinse, repeat… Annnd now in CS: [Bill Maher drops the nigger bomb](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827640) ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1818 "2017-06-03T14:24:17Z")
My hero, [the Unabomber.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827627)#sad. I now feel like I have to take a shower for having posted in that thread. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1819 "2017-06-03T14:31:47Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Anyone else sick to death of all the systematic concern trolling that goes on over at GD/Elections? > > [Obama administration systematically and illegally spied on Americans for years](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827578) > > [New cock-up theory on Russia and Trump/Clinton](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=820667) > > [CA single-payer costs](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826849) > > [Is the paris accord really unfair to the USA](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827577) I hate to defend the OP of the CA UHC thread (generally a troll), but that’s a legit story and legit concern. As a Californian, I see this in the news a lot lately, and the issue of cost is a real one. If he really was concern trolling in that thread, he’d have phrased things more like: Is this the beginning of the end of Democratic control in the CA legislature? ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1820 "2017-06-03T15:06:44Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > My hero, [the Unabomber.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827627)#sad. > > I now feel like I have to take a shower for having posted in that thread. Pffft. Showers are just a marketing ploy of the modern consumerism culture. You should just go without washing for months and months. Or jump in a river and rub yourself with a rock, like they did in the good old days before modern civilization. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=90) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=92)