# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 92
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1821 "2017-06-03T15:33:53Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > In the very least, he’s finally asking an interesting question. Eh, in another place I’ve been in arguments with people who are absolute convinced that taxation is theft and that we should return to Pre-1913 levels of taxation and regulation. I find them to have a staggeringly ignorant understanding of what life was like in that period and what kinds of thing modern life and technology are predicated on, but being pig-ignorant Libertarians, the ideology overrides facts. What does that have to do with Ingoforce? He seems to have a lot of silly ideas about technology and society, as if tree dwelling semi-sentience is his highest ideal for mankind. So when you look at this threads, just think of him as a Homo Erectus suddenly thrown into our era, overwhelmed and not able to comprehend our ways while arguing that his way of life was best. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1822 "2017-06-03T16:44:00Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Pffft. Showers are just a marketing ploy of the modern consumerism culture. You should just go without washing for months and months. Or jump in a river and rub yourself with a rock, like they did in the good old days before modern civilization. Actually, I’m envious of all that leisure time that medieval peasants had. Serf’s up! I guess civilization did make at least one mistake-- it created the OP of that thread. Of course, he should take his own advice and drop out. _Society, you’re a crazy breed I hope you’re not lonely without me_ ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1823 "2017-06-03T17:04:27Z")
I’m pretty sure he’s just a kid. I’ve asked before how old he is, and he won’t answer. He thinks like a kid, in the sense that he reads something he agrees with, decides it makes sense without any real critique of the idea, and then uses someone else’s words to start a discussion in which he immediately begs the question. ---
**Author:** ![Fuji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1824 "2017-06-03T20:22:57Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > I’m pretty sure he’s just a kid. I’ve asked before how old he is, and he won’t answer. He thinks like a kid, in the sense that he reads something he agrees with, decides it makes sense without any real critique of the idea, and then uses someone else’s words to start a discussion in which he immediately begs the question. Wow. That could pretty much sum me up from between 15 and 25 or so. Stay outta my head, lady! 😛 But seriously, I’ve tried participating in the guy’s threads a few times (as I know you have, as well), and I get pretty much the same feeling as when I tried arguing with **Chen019** in that Holocaust-denial thread that will not die. A pointless exercise in futility… ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1825 "2017-06-03T20:28:43Z")
Looks like the dude has [outduded himself](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827648) this time. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1826 "2017-06-03T20:34:57Z")
:eek: ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1827 "2017-06-03T21:01:23Z")
He needs to start passing some of his drugs around. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1828 "2017-06-03T21:03:35Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > He needs to start passing some of his drugs around. We only need _one_ of him at a time. ---
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1829 "2017-06-03T21:06:55Z")
I don’t think this one is necessarily a troll but I don’t feel like opening a new thread. I bet though he doesn’t come back. That OP looks like a one and done to me. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827674](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827674) ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1830 "2017-06-03T21:28:13Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > He needs to start passing some of his drugs around. I do not want those drugs. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1831 "2017-06-03T21:39:32Z")
> [@BeepKillBeep](#): > > I don’t think this one is necessarily a troll but I don’t feel like opening a new thread. > > I bet though he doesn’t come back. That OP looks like a one and done to me. > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827674](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827674) Peak Oil is so '00s. It’s like guys who still have goatees they grew in the 90s. What’s next, _The Population Bomb Redux_? ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1832 "2017-06-03T22:01:43Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > What’s next, _The Population Bomb Redux_? Either that or the Ozone Layer. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1833 "2017-06-03T22:35:45Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Looks like the dude has [outduded himself](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827648) this time. I like this quote: > [@How bad would seeing a animal's dungeon be for a squad of soldiers?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bad-would-seeing-a-animals-dungeon-be-for-a-squad-of-soldiers/787999/24): > > But this is different, the people here genuinely believe that this is real and not fiction, unlike in monster movies where 99.999% of people know that it is fiction. Normally it would be 100%, but this sounds about right if **dude robert** is among them. If the total cumulative attendance at a monster movie is 100,000, and **dude robert** is one of them, then exactly 99.999% of the attendees will know it’s fiction. ---
**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1834 "2017-06-03T22:40:24Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Looks like the dude has [outduded himself](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827648) this time. This is amazing. Bookmarked!:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1835 "2017-06-03T22:45:44Z")
> [@How bad would seeing a animal's dungeon be for a squad of soldiers?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bad-would-seeing-a-animals-dungeon-be-for-a-squad-of-soldiers/787999/14): > > I once saw a Quora post that said if the Persians were replaced by 10,000 gorillas, the 300 Spartans would get obliterated. I hope he’ll stay, I don’t want him banned. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1836 "2017-06-03T23:07:21Z")
Which is amazing, because the 300 Spartans (and 700 Thespians and 400 Thebans) were obliterated. But geez, when half your force are actors, what do you expect? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1837 "2017-06-03T23:16:00Z")
Half? Did Zach cast the rest with extras? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1838 "2017-06-03T23:25:50Z")
whoosh ---
**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1839 "2017-06-03T23:32:01Z")
😛 ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1840 "2017-06-03T23:33:21Z")
> [@Plumpudding](#): > > I hope he’ll stay, I don’t want him banned. Yeah. I’ve decided he’s pretty harmless. He falls into the entertaining category. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=91) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=93)