# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 93
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1841 "2017-06-03T23:44:13Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Yeah. I’ve decided he’s pretty harmless. He falls into the entertaining category. He needs to change his name to **The Thread Dude Roberts.** ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1842 "2017-06-03T23:46:01Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > He needs to change his name to **The Thread Dude Roberts.** That was a nice sleuthing job you did on the peak oil troll! You might say that it’s now ethanol. ---
**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1843 "2017-06-03T23:49:20Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Yeah. I’ve decided he’s pretty harmless. He falls into the entertaining category. Damn… I just realized he reminds me of a younger me.:smack: ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2017, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1844 "2017-06-03T23:52:39Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > He needs to change his name to **The Thread Dude Roberts.** Nice. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2017, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1845 "2017-06-04T02:25:01Z")
In case anyone still has doubts that the board is being used to farm wank fodder: > [@Airline incidents are once again making Islamic jihadists orgasm..](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airline-incidents-are-once-again-making-islamic-jihadists-orgasm/787887/15): > > I’m interested in that kind of stuff…there’s something situationally ‘arousing’ about a an all female passenger and crew flight restraining a young petit man who is at there whim as to whether they want him to be beaten or punished for trying to hijack the airplane. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2017, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1846 "2017-06-04T05:32:02Z")
Just no. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2017, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1847 "2017-06-04T05:58:44Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > In case anyone still has doubts that the board is being used to farm wank fodder: Should I be worried that my phone dictionary is starting to automatically suggest **femmejean’s** name? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2017, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1848 "2017-06-04T07:13:17Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Should I be worried that my phone dictionary is starting to automatically suggest **femmejean’s** name? :eek: God yes. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2017, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1849 "2017-06-04T07:22:40Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > In case anyone still has doubts that the board is being used to farm wank fodder: 😕 But – but – how is he supposed to wank when (according to him) he underwent a penectomy? Guy ought try establishing some _bona fides_ by opening an AMA thread. Damned if I know how he’d title it, though. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2017, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1850 "2017-06-04T07:40:03Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > 😕 > > But – but – how is he supposed to wank when (according to him) he underwent a penectomy? > > Guy ought try establishing some _bona fides_ by opening an AMA thread. Damned if I know how he’d title it, though. Is this the same guy who wanted his penis removed to ensure he wouldn’t impregnate any women? Do ya’ll remember that guy? ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2017, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1851 "2017-06-04T07:51:31Z")
[Come the fuck on.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20251974&postcount=7) ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2017, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1852 "2017-06-04T13:27:19Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > Is this the same guy who wanted his penis removed to ensure he wouldn’t impregnate any women? Do ya’ll remember that guy? I remember him (?) but I think he (?) was banned. I’m not seeing a sock, if that’s what you meant. But I could be wrong. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2017, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1853 "2017-06-04T16:22:01Z")
**dude robert** with [a hilariously contrived scenario](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827751) about how Star Trek’s Enterprise (he’s a bit befuddled as to which one exactly he means) would fare against a modern naval wessel. The mods simply need to pull the trigger on **fj** already.[/notjuniormodmode] ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2017, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1854 "2017-06-04T16:30:27Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > **dude robert** with [a hilariously contrived scenario](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827751) about how Star Trek’s Enterprise (he’s a bit befuddled as to which one exactly he means) would fare against a modern naval wessel. > > The mods simply need to pull the trigger on **fj** already.[/notjuniormodmode] Heh, I was going to post a link to that one myself. It reads like a bad parody of a hyper-obsessed Trekkie. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2017, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1855 "2017-06-04T17:10:14Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > **dude robert** with [a hilariously contrived scenario](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827751) about how Star Trek’s Enterprise (he’s a bit befuddled as to which one exactly he means) would fare against a modern naval wessel. I agree that we need to keep this guy around, just for the laughs. That question is clearly not logical! It’s like having our own, personal, village idiot. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2017, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1856 "2017-06-04T17:52:16Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I agree that we need to keep this guy around, just for the laughs. That question is clearly not logical! > > It’s like having our own, personal, village idiot. So we’re putting Clothahump out of a job? Good. I’m tired of his predictable shtick anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2017, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1857 "2017-06-04T17:55:47Z")
**Clothy** isn’t funny. **The Dude** is. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2017, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1858 "2017-06-04T18:28:03Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > So we’re putting Clothahump out of a job? > > Good. I’m tired of his predictable shtick anyway. Honestly, I never read his posts. I don’t use the ignore function, but there are a few posters here who, when I see their posts, I scroll on by. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2017, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1859 "2017-06-04T19:10:46Z")
…sorry, what? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2017, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1860 "2017-06-04T19:44:48Z")
I just changed my mind about using the ignore feature. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=92) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=94)