# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 95
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1881 "2017-06-05T18:45:16Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > Well excuse my Mr Channing, you should know that English is not my first language :mad: Does this prevent you from being corrected and maybe learning something? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1882 "2017-06-05T19:40:16Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > Well excuse my Mr Channing, you should know that English is not my first language :mad: How should we know? What _is_ your first language? Excuse me if this sounds ignorant, but if you’re from Ireland, it would be natural to assume English is your first language. ---
**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1883 "2017-06-05T20:17:16Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > How should we know? What _is_ your first language? Excuse me if this sounds ignorant, but if you’re from Ireland, it would be natural to assume English is your first language. Isn’t this how the stories usually begin unraveling? ---
**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1884 "2017-06-05T20:23:18Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > I disagree…exhibit A > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20250735](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20250735) > > I still laugh when CW mentioned Ellendils Hair… > > But i wouldn’t ban him…id hire him. He creates some funny content. Still not fully convinced. Did CW change his scenarios as as people pointed out his errors? I admit to being lazy here, I can only tolerate reading so much of EITHER poster in the name of research. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1885 "2017-06-05T21:05:45Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > Well excuse my Mr Channing, you should know that English is not my first language :mad: Then what the hell is? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1886 "2017-06-05T21:20:08Z")
I think you have to chant his name 3 times before he’ll come back. Looking in a mirror. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1887 "2017-06-05T21:20:18Z")
> [@steatopygia](#): > > Still not fully convinced. > Did CW change his scenarios as as people pointed out his errors? > I admit to being lazy here, I can only tolerate reading so much of EITHER poster in the name of research. Im on my phone so i cant link but ge always played the simple guy but at the end he posted about anonymous posting techniques. Remember he left immediately after getting a warning for trolling…not fun trolling but cruel trolling. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1888 "2017-06-05T21:58:03Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > How should we know? What _is_ your first language? _Hey, lady, I only speak two languages: English and Bad English_. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1889 "2017-06-05T22:07:35Z")
[I speak no english.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vgoEhsJORU) ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1890 "2017-06-06T05:03:53Z")
Oh, **femmejean** is definitely trolling us now. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827870](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827870) ---
**Author:** ![dude\_robert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8e7dd6/32.png) [@dude\_robert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dude_robert)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1891 "2017-06-06T07:56:16Z")
Well, contrary to popular belief, I’m definitely not a sock of some other person, you see. Who is **Charley Wayne** , anyway? Is he that guy that asked about VPNs and people didn’t like it, but then he seemed to be amazed by a smartphone? Also, is the \*\*broomstick \*\*here the same \*\*broomstick \*\*as the one on [Stardestroyer.net](http://Stardestroyer.net)? I’m just curious, since I heard the [SD.NET](http://SD.NET) one say that she was a pilot, and the one on here also said he/she flew a few light airplanes. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1892 "2017-06-06T08:10:02Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Oh, **femmejean** is definitely trolling us now. > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827870](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827870) He’s gotten so predictable. Terrorism to pornography in 3…2…1… ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1893 "2017-06-06T11:00:23Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Oh, **femmejean** is definitely trolling us now. > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827870](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827870) Aannd the thread is locked. Good lord! You know, the mods have already had a conversation about this dolt. I’d really like to know how it is that conversation led them to the conclusion the he should continue to post here. I mean, shit; **John Clay** was banned and he ain’t got shit on this dude. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1894 "2017-06-06T12:01:25Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > **dude robert** with [a hilariously contrived scenario](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827751) about how Star Trek’s Enterprise (he’s a bit befuddled as to which one exactly he means) would fare against a modern naval wessel. > > The mods simply need to pull the trigger on **fj** already.[/notjuniormodmode] > [@John\_Mace](#): > > [Why do I sometimes get a strange sense of terror that a “monster” is close?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827785) > > Because you’re bonkers. That’s why. I imagine that as the pressure and guilt continues to build as his surreptitious question-posting activities continue, **dude robert** will finally spring the Big Question that’s been nagging at him all this time: “What would happen if my Mom finds out I’ve been using her computer to post questions to teh Internets?” Really, **dude** , I think the best outcome would be if your Mom just password protects it. That’s all we ask. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1895 "2017-06-06T13:29:48Z")
I’m ready to move HurricaneDitka into the troll category. He seems to have his lips superglued to an enormous orange ass and his endless pedantic defenses of his leader are getting tiresome. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1896 "2017-06-06T14:17:16Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Does this prevent you from being corrected and maybe learning something? Its not actually true in any meaningful sense, so being corrected would be a waste of time. (Hint: “jeanjolie”) ---
**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1897 "2017-06-06T14:39:48Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > Its not actually true in any meaningful sense, so being corrected would be a waste of time. > > (Hint: “jeanjolie”) :dubious: 😕 [Explain Please](https://media.giphy.com/media/3og0INn4syJZSn2HsI/giphy.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1898 "2017-06-06T16:44:14Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Oh, **femmejean** is definitely trolling us now. > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827870](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827870) > [@Grrr](#): > > Aannd the thread is locked. > > Good lord! You know, the mods have already had a conversation about this dolt. I’d really like to know how it is that conversation led them to the conclusion the he should continue to post here. > > I mean, shit; **John Clay** was banned and he ain’t got shit on this dude. Yeah, the idiotic sexual perversion stuff is harmless, and **femmejean** has until now been more on the clueless attention-seeking drama queen end of the spectrum than really trolling. But now we have what appears to be a fire-and-forget troll post fabricating a life-threatening medical emergency, given the failure to return to the thread for 12 hours while posting to other threads. I don’t have a lot of patience for that bullshit. ---
**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1899 "2017-06-06T17:41:18Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > Yeah, the idiotic sexual perversion stuff is harmless, and **femmejean** has until now been more on the clueless attention-seeking drama queen end of the spectrum than really trolling. But now we have what appears to be a fire-and-forget troll post fabricating a life-threatening medical emergency, given the failure to return to the thread for 12 hours while posting to other threads. I don’t have a lot of patience for that bullshit. You do realize you guys **overexaggerate** things but don’t realize it. I did not return to the thread because me and my friend did not feel it was urgent along with the issue of having no money. He’s taking some codeine painkillers which are working. There’s no need to proceed further with it. If you lived in this godforsaken nation called ROI you would understand I do wonder why so many people get butthurt over something online :rolleyes: Dear God, I’m not going to curse at you but seriously it’s the internet. Life’s too short to waste it on pointless arguments. Arguments should be in GQ and GD not in The Pit. Maybe to let off steam but not as a regular occurrence. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1900 "2017-06-06T17:54:15Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > You do realize you guys **overexaggerate** things but don’t realize it. > > I did not return to the thread because me and my friend did not feel it was urgent along with the issue of having no money. He’s taking some codeine painkillers which are working. There’s no need to proceed further with it. If you lived in this godforsaken nation called ROI you would understand > > I do wonder why so many people get butthurt over something online :rolleyes: Dear God, I’m not going to curse at you but seriously it’s the internet. Life’s too short to waste it on pointless arguments. Arguments should be in GQ and GD not in The Pit. Maybe to let off steam but not as a regular occurrence. What language do you primarily speak, ROIBoy? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=94) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=96)