# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1901 "2017-06-06T18:05:22Z")

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> [@femmejean](#):
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> :dubious: 😕
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> [Explain Please](https://media.giphy.com/media/3og0INn4syJZSn2HsI/giphy.gif)

Your link goes to a gif with the word nigga. You really are a complete and utter asshole.

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1902 "2017-06-06T18:08:12Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> I agree that we need to keep this guy around, just for the laughs. That question is clearly not logical!
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> It’s like having our own, personal, village idiot.

Yeah he’s the good kind of troll. Amusing, returns to his brain-damaged hypotheticals to add more, doesn’t try to craft a phony character beyond "idiot who asks stupid questions ".

Refreshing.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1903 "2017-06-06T18:10:34Z")

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> [@femmejean](#):
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> I do wonder why so many people get butthurt over something online :rolleyes: Dear God, I’m not going to curse at you but seriously it’s the internet. Life’s too short to waste it on pointless arguments. Arguments should be in GQ and GD not in The Pit. Maybe to let off steam but not as a regular occurrence.

On the contrary, discussions in GD and GQ are expected to be civil, especially in GQ, which is for specific questions and answers. The Pit is where arguments are to be expected, so as not to detract from threads in the other forums.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1904 "2017-06-06T18:12:03Z")

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> [@Emiliana](#):
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> Your link goes to a gif with the word nigga. You really are a complete and utter asshole.

Yup, that is true.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1905 "2017-06-06T18:20:26Z")

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> [@femmejean](#):
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> You do realize you guys **overexaggerate** things but don’t realize it.
> 
> I did not return to the thread because me and my friend did not feel it was urgent along with the issue of having no money. He’s taking some codeine painkillers which are working. There’s no need to proceed further with it. If you lived in this godforsaken nation called ROI you would understand
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> I do wonder why so many people get butthurt over something online :rolleyes: Dear God, I’m not going to curse at you but seriously it’s the internet. Life’s too short to waste it on pointless arguments. Arguments should be in GQ and GD not in The Pit. Maybe to let off steam but not as a regular occurrence.

Why on earth put need answer fast if you can’t see the urgency of ingesting drain cleaner???

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1906 "2017-06-06T18:35:19Z")

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> [@raventhief](#):
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> Why on earth put need answer fast if you can’t see the urgency of ingesting drain cleaner???

You misunderstand. He needed wank material fast, not actual advice on some imaginary scenario.

> [@femmejean](#):
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> Dear God, I’m not going to curse at you but seriously it’s the internet.

Maybe you’re not, but I am.

Fuck off, troll.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1907 "2017-06-06T18:39:00Z")

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> [@femmejean](#):
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> :dubious: 😕
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> [Explain Please](https://media.giphy.com/media/3og0INn4syJZSn2HsI/giphy.gif)

Even in the pit, we riot against those who participate in spreading racial slurs. Hopefully you didn’t mean to link to that shit.

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**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1908 "2017-06-06T18:39:58Z")

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Drain cleaner and vicodin. I’ll keep that in mind for the next party I throw! You’re all invited!

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**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1909 "2017-06-06T18:46:58Z")

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> [@morgenstern](#):
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> even in the pit, we riot against those who participate in spreading racial slurs. Hopefully you didn’t mean to link to that shit.

no sir!

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1910 "2017-06-06T18:50:32Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> Even in the pit, we riot against those who participate in spreading racial slurs. Hopefully you didn’t mean to link to that shit.

He’s Irish, so he’s probably ignorant of the impact and history behind that word here. Doesn’t excuse it, but it explains it. Probably has no idea who Bill Maher is, either.

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**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1911 "2017-06-06T18:57:51Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> He’s Irish, so he’s probably ignorant of the impact and history behind that word here. Doesn’t excuse it, but it explains it. Probably has no idea who Bill Maher is, either.

LOL…No. I’ve lived in the States for some time when I was young.

I do remember Maher’s interview with the ‘ousted’ Piers Morgan on CNN in 2011-2012. I also agree with his comments about his criticisms of those who condemn the 9/11 hijackers as cowardly.

He’s a great atheist up there with Ricky Gervais.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1912 "2017-06-06T19:04:07Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> I’m ready to move HurricaneDitka into the troll category. He seems to have his lips superglued to an enormous orange ass and his endless pedantic defenses of his leader are getting tiresome.

He used to be the more sane alter-ego of **Urban Redneck** , but he has been quite the concern troll of late.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1913 "2017-06-06T19:06:44Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> He used to be the more sane alter-ego of **Urban Redneck** , but he has been quite the concern troll of late.

IIRC, he admitted recently that he enjoys trying to piss off liberals, though I don’t have the link handy.

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**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1914 "2017-06-06T19:14:47Z")

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> [@Emiliana](#):
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> Your link goes to a gif with the word nigga. You really are a complete and utter asshole.

Considering I’m partly black myself, I think I would hold the right to use the word online given I’ve never called anyone that with the exception of preapproved friends.

Besides _nigga_ is meant to be less derogatory than _nigger_. At least that’s what I was told by an AA in the US

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1915 "2017-06-06T19:15:09Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> He’s Irish, so he’s probably ignorant of the impact and history behind that word here. Doesn’t excuse it, but it explains it. Probably has no idea who Bill Maher is, either.

> [@femmejean](#):
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> LOL…No. I’ve lived in the States for some time when I was young.
> 
> I do remember Maher’s interview with the ‘ousted’ Piers Morgan on CNN in 2011-2012. I also agree with his comments about his criticisms of those who condemn the 9/11 hijackers as cowardly.
> 
> He’s a great atheist up there with Ricky Gervais.

Speaks English just fine. Understands the context of “nigga” in the US and used it anyway. Has once again returned a conversation to hijackers.

**femmejean** , fuck off.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1916 "2017-06-06T19:23:17Z")

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> [@femmejean](#):
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> Considering I’m partly black myself, I think I would hold the right to use the word online given I’ve never called anyone that with the exception of preapproved friends.
> 
> Besides _nigga_ is meant to be less derogatory than _nigger_. At least that’s what I was told by an AA in the US

But you just fucking said, when asked if you meant to post to that link

> [@femmejean](#):
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> no sir!

Which is it, ROIBoy?

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1917 "2017-06-06T19:23:43Z")

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If you feed them, the will stay. If you want them go away, you have to stop feeding them.

Speaking of food, does anyone have some recipes they would like to share?

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1918 "2017-06-06T19:24:33Z")

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> [@femmejean](#):
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> Besides _nigga_ is meant to be less derogatory than _nigger_. At least that’s what I was told by an AA in the US

I wouldn’t trust what a random alcoholic told you.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1919 "2017-06-06T19:29:08Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> Speaking of food, does anyone have some recipes they would like to share?

No, but Rainier cherries are back for their all-too brief season and I’m eating some.

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**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1920 "2017-06-06T19:31:40Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Speaks English just fine. Understands the context of “nigga” in the US and used it anyway. Has once again returned a conversation to hijackers.
> 
> **femmejean** , fuck off.

Guys, If I ever come to a doper meeting in the US or UK (if it’s even in the latter), would you be as agressive as you are to me, verbally speaking?

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