# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 98
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1941 "2017-06-06T21:30:47Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I don’t think they renamed Rainier cherries after Mr. Crosby. Just for a moment, I read that as “Cosby” and had a horrible sinking feeling about all those poor women in Washington State… :eek: ☹ ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1942 "2017-06-06T22:07:41Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Trolls are, and if they are purposefully trolling for attention, then why the hell would they want to stay away from this thread? If I were a troll I would love a thread like this. No one is named in the thread title. But it does defeat the purpose of the thread to engage with trolls here. YMMV. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1943 "2017-06-06T22:28:13Z")
Let’s just fling cherries at each other for a while and hope the place clears out. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1944 "2017-06-06T22:55:11Z")
Just a humble suggestion . . . If you feel the need to respond to something a troll posts in this thread, refer to the troll in the third person rather than the second. I guarantee that it will annoy them. So rather than, “You suck, you stupid fucking pervert”, it’s “That stupid fucking pervert [name] sucks”. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1945 "2017-06-06T22:55:54Z")
You know, I’ve always like fresh cherries, but never cared for cherries in baked goods. Something about the consistency makes me cringe. A nice blackberry pie now, I love those. Guess what’s just starting to bud right now? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1946 "2017-06-06T23:00:31Z")
Once you’ve had fresh huckleberries, you’ll never go back to canned. \*sees principal Skinner Oh, uh, then I kicked his ass! \*Skinner walks away Now if the berries are too tart, I just sprinkle them with confectioner’s sugar. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1947 "2017-06-06T23:03:27Z")
Which, as a kid, I thought was “confectionous sugar”. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1948 "2017-06-06T23:06:22Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > You know, I’ve always like fresh cherries, but never cared for cherries in baked goods. Something about the consistency makes me cringe. A nice blackberry pie now, I love those. Guess what’s just starting to bud right now? 🙂 I don’t like gooey cherry pie with that godawful canned stuff. But I do love the not-gooey kind. So I peruse the store ads to see who has the cheapest prices each week, and once they get down to 1.99 a pound I buy them in quantity, stem them, and freeze them with stones, assuming I’m too lazy to pit them which is usually the case. Eat them by the bowl frozen for months. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1949 "2017-06-06T23:08:45Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > You know, I’ve always like fresh cherries, but never cared for cherries in baked goods. Same here. That gooey crap in cherry pie is awful. But then (heresy, I know), I don’t really care for pie. Unless it’s apple, warmed, with vanilla ice cream. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1950 "2017-06-06T23:57:21Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Same here. That gooey crap in cherry pie is awful. But then (heresy, I know), I don’t really care for pie. Unless it’s apple, warmed, with vanilla ice cream. The gooiness in cherry pie doesn’t come from using canned over fresh, it comes of the baker putting in too much thickener (cornstarch usually, or sometimes tapioca). In their defense, it is hard to reach that perfect spot between too juicy so that it runs all over the plate and so gooey that it doesn’t run at all; some cherries are just more juicy than others. My mother made the best cherry pies ever, but even she missed this once in a while. The good thing was that that she always erred on the too-runny side. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1951 "2017-06-07T00:00:19Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > :dubious: 😕 > > [Explain Please](https://media.giphy.com/media/3og0INn4syJZSn2HsI/giphy.gif) [Moderating] We don’t allow racial slurs on this board, particularly when aimed at other posters. This is a formal warning. Don’t pull that shit again. [/Moderating] ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1952 "2017-06-07T00:05:59Z")
This thread just got quite amusing, what with that bigoted jerk fj whinging about prejudice. What more proof is needed of his reason for being here? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1953 "2017-06-07T00:22:54Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > The gooiness in cherry pie doesn’t come from using canned over fresh, it comes of the baker putting in too much thickener (cornstarch usually, or sometimes tapioca). In their defense, it is hard to reach that perfect spot between too juicy so that it runs all over the plate and so gooey that it doesn’t run at all; some cherries are just more juicy than others. My mother made the best cherry pies ever, but even she missed this once in a while. The good thing was that that she always erred on the too-runny side. My mother was a fantastic baker, and I often hold up baked goods to hers as a standard. Maybe it’s just because that’s what I grew up with, but others outside my family have said the same thing. But I hated her cherry pie. And I’ve never had one that I liked. As I said, though, I’m generally not a pie guy. I love blueberries, but don’t care for blueberry pie. I love peaches, but don’t care for peach pie. Other than apple pie, I’ll take cake for dessert any day. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1954 "2017-06-07T01:06:46Z")
My grandfather had two huge cherry trees in his backyard (with a rope swing hanging from one of them). My brother and I would pick a big bowl of cherries (the ones we didn’t stuff in our mouths) and bring them in to grandma. She would bake pies for us. She even rolled out her own crusts . Mmm mmm, fresh cherry pie, hot from the oven! His house also overlooked some railroad tracks. My brother and I would hear the trains coming and run down to the fence and wave to the engineers. They almost always waved back. We’d watch until the caboose passed. They didn’t have noise restrictions back then that kept the engineers from blowing the horn. We also found nice white onions to tie to our belts, which was the fashion at the time. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1955 "2017-06-07T01:15:07Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > My mother was a fantastic baker, and I often hold up baked goods to hers as a standard. Maybe it’s just because that’s what I grew up with, but others outside my family have said the same thing. But I hated her cherry pie. And I’ve never had one that I liked. As I said, though, I’m generally not a pie guy. I love blueberries, but don’t care for blueberry pie. I love peaches, but don’t care for peach pie. Other than apple pie, I’ll take cake for dessert any day. I absolutely agree about blueberries and peaches. But when, except in a pie, are you going to eat sour cherries? Other favorite pie, besides apple, is mincemeat. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1956 "2017-06-07T01:20:00Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > How about them apples? A few months off for the apples. I like the subtle flavor of Fujis best. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1957 "2017-06-07T01:30:40Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > He’s Irish, so he’s probably ignorant of the impact and history behind that word here. Doesn’t excuse it, but it explains it. Probably has no idea who Bill Maher is, either. He is Irish, yet he lived in the States, yet his first language is NOT English…so yeah…he knows the impact. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1958 "2017-06-07T01:31:47Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > I absolutely agree about blueberries and peaches. But when, except in a pie, are you going to eat sour cherries? > > Other favorite pie, besides apple, is mincemeat. Sour cherries are the bestest. We had a sour cherry tree when I was growing up and I would gorge myself on them. YUM! ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1959 "2017-06-07T02:01:05Z")
I’ll take a good slice of Banana Cream, but it has to be really fresh. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1960 "2017-06-07T02:07:11Z")
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