# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2016, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/200 "2016-06-13T18:07:42Z")

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I’ve spotted another rookie with potential. He’s mad, he’s bad, he’s **Giraffes Can’t Dance**!

A sampling:

> [@Not angry at all.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-angry-at-all/757215/65):
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> Of course you don’t need a gun. You reside in some safe, lily-white domain, detached from the realities of danger. You’re also an ignoramus of a leftist, too sanctimonious to absorb the meaning of the 2nd amendment.
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> As for me:
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> I’m a libertarian who’s never owned a gun, nor even held one. I’m from a violent area in Chicago, where the strictest of gun laws have failed to stall the violence. All said laws do is make it hard for the good guys–many of whom are minorities being held hostage in their own neighborhoods–from obtaining guns. And I’ve got a big dick.
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> Now get back to your lily-white existence!

I think he could go all. the. way. Off the Board, I mean. He’s really ranting hard straight out of the gate.

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