# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2315 "2017-06-16T16:18:19Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> [Why isn’t my cell phone fleshlight [sic] as bright as a camera flash?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828810)

I would be concerned about

> [@Why are most cell phone flashlight apps pointless?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-most-cell-phone-flashlight-apps-pointless/789105/1):
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> … Because the fleshlight apps are useless … and the worst thing is that they die when you turn the screen of and lick the phone.…

**dude** ’s inability to look over what he has wrought. I mean, I look at my words right as they are appearing on the screen and fix most of my tyops before getting to the next word. Is that hard?

Also, what does your phone taste like? Is there a FotM app?

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