# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3016 "2017-07-20T20:06:09Z")

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Long time poster, first time troll? Perhaps I’m missing some context.

**“Shaving your nuts with a cheese grater”**

> [@Shaving your nuts with a cheese grater](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-your-nuts-with-a-cheese-grater/791751/1):
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> Not the best idea I ever had. Shaving cream helps a bit, but not the mentholated kind. That just makes it worse.
> 
> To be fair to myself; I was going to test the grater on my legs first, but it’s cargo shorts weather and I didn’t want to go out in public all smooth-shanked. I’m not that European.
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> Also, never let a friend cut your hair with a weed-whacker. That way madness lies.
> 
> So, what grooming tips do you have to share?

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