# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
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**Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3614 "2017-09-12T03:58:17Z")

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Here’s one, just joined.

> [@I just don't knowwhat to do and I feel lost](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-dont-knowwhat-to-do-and-i-feel-lost/796138/1):
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> i have been married for about a month and a half without knowing that my husband got two private lap dances from a stripper four days before or wedding. i found out about five days ago.  
> i had to find out for myself, i didn’t want to but i did.  
> now all i can think about is him wanting and enjoying a naked girl all over him with her tits in his face and him touching her ass.  
> why would i be okay with a woman talking to my man about the gym before pleasing him and arousing him.  
> i mentioned no strippers, my mistake i should have said fuck the strippers and said no lap dances, which i didn’t even think about because i’ve never been to a strip club before.  
> why would he want this? he said there was a little peer pressure, but they dont talk or walk or touch for him.  
> at first he didnt apologize or even admit that he did it until i asked about the fourth time.  
> i had to mention him not apologizing which made him apologize obviously. :smack: it’s because he wasn’t sorry, he enjoyed it.  
> i trusted him 100%, we even had a long distance relationship.  
> now all i can think of is the worst and he lied about that so god only knows what really happened. he expects me to believe that it didn’t go any further than this? well i do believe him but it still pops up in my head. i consider this cheating.  
> i give him PLENTY of attention so there was no need for him to go off and do this even if it were his bachelor party in my eyes.  
> besides, when the strippers know that there is a bachelor they ruin him.  
> not one but TWO… why the second. why one. i just cant get passed it and i’m going to have to end up going to marriage counselling
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> any thoughts?

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=836089](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=836089)

Let’s see how long it takes before someone takes the bait.

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