# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![SamuelA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@SamuelA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SamuelA)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2017, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5047 "2017-12-02T08:19:36Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> If you made a post to GQ asking about the best fertilizer for your lawn, SamuelA would say that the best solution is to upload your brain and run a “green grass” simulation. The guy is a crackpot.

Fuck you. You’re the crackpot who equates nanotechnology with Faster than Light Travel and fucking antigravity.

> [@Newly Contacted Peoples and Modern Civilsation?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newly-contacted-peoples-and-modern-civilsation/803289/9):
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> I was excited about nanotechnology, too. [In 1989](http://www.skyhunter.com/marcs/GentleSeduction.html). But now I believe that the vast majority of the breathless, hyperbolic promises are as big a steaming pile of horseshit as antigravity and FTL.

I bet you work at Home Depot…you certainly don’t have the education to do anything better. If you have an office job, you’re one of those morons who maintains a fucking spreadsheet of contacts and wastes all my god-damn time at stupid meetings.

The difference between nanotechnology and FTL/antigravity is that the first technology is in the godamn hands and eyes you are using to type like a monkey on your god-damn keyboard. What do you think your fucking cells are made of, you imbecile! Individual fucking molecular chains put together one peptide at a godamn time, after being made one fucking molecule at a time in biological synthesis paths. But I bet you didn’t fucking know that.

Nobody has ever, in all of humanity, found a way to even reduce gravity’s pull that passed peer review. And fucking FTL travel means time travel which means paradoxes which means it is almost certainly fucking impossible. Fuck you, moron.

And as for your suggestion : normally, no. But if you were dying of cancer with a month left to live and it’s the wintertime, the only fucking way you’re going to even have a chance of seeing anything but nothing at all forever and and ever is if you get your moronic brain frozen and hope the future has enough pity on your to resurrect you. You’re goddamn right the odds are slim, but they aren’t fucking zero, so yeah, if you wanna see a green lawn again that’s the only way it could ever happen, no matter how slim the odds are.

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