# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2018, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8640 "2018-08-06T17:22:23Z")

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> [@Education, Middle-class identification, and those who claimno religion in Politics. This might sur](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/education-middle-class-identification-and-those-who-claimno-religion-in-politics-this-might-sur/819068/51):
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> Hello there. I have a life, family, a sometimes busy job that requires travel, too many meetings with executives, and weekend plans. Sorry if I don’t post every day.

Life = doubtful.

Family = a stray cat with mange, and three goldfish with fin rot.

Work travel = to the back freezer for another bag of fries.

Meetings with executives = McDonald’s QC must be spot-checking the fryers again. It wouldn’t be getting instructions from Fearless Leader in Pottsylvania, those arrive every month sewn into Natasha’s knickers.

Weekend plans = kicking back with a few bottles of Stolichnaya and trolling teh Interwebs. Unless it’s one of those Very Very Special Weekends, when he actually gets to attend a Trump rally and threatens journalists.

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