# Omnibus World Football Thread 2020-2022 (edited)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-world-football-thread-2020-2022-edited/918264>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** football-soccer-fifa\
**Created:** [August 16, 2020, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-world-football-thread-2020-2022-edited/918264 "2020-08-16T15:38:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 59

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2024, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-world-football-thread-2020-2022-edited/918264/1162 "2024-04-28T00:28:18Z")

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Scored a solid if not spectacular goal so far too.

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2024, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-world-football-thread-2020-2022-edited/918264/1163 "2024-04-28T00:47:30Z")

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🙂

Dude’s living his best life, all duties discharged.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2024, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-world-football-thread-2020-2022-edited/918264/1164 "2024-04-28T01:33:16Z")

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Two goals now!

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2024, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-world-football-thread-2020-2022-edited/918264/1165 "2024-04-28T01:41:43Z")

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Damn, you beat me to it.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2024, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-world-football-thread-2020-2022-edited/918264/1166 "2024-04-28T16:42:54Z")

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And an assist.

Apparently the first player in MLS history to have multiple goal contributions (G+A) in 5 consecutive games. That seems like it should have happened before in the almost 30 years of MLS, but guess not.

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2024, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-world-football-thread-2020-2022-edited/918264/1167 "2024-04-29T00:15:19Z")

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Especially since MLS counts “secondary assists” - the pass that leads to the pass that leads to the shot.

Of course, I don’t know if they count secondary assists in the goal contributions stat…

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2024, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-world-football-thread-2020-2022-edited/918264/1168 "2024-05-05T01:22:24Z")

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I thought they stopped doing that a while ago?

Messi with a goal and 5 assists tonight. Suarez with a hattrick. Suarez is funny because he’s very slow, but find space pretty easily by getting in blind-spots and with great timing.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2024, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-world-football-thread-2020-2022-edited/918264/1169 "2024-05-07T20:48:58Z")

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Dortmund just a few minutes short of making the final. Biting my nails now…

ETA: and they did it. 1-0 in Paris, final in Wembley after 2013 again. I rarely root for Bayern, but I’ll do tomorrow because I want a revenge for Dortmund after 11 years.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2024, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-world-football-thread-2020-2022-edited/918264/1170 "2024-05-07T21:10:50Z")

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How awesome is this UCL run for Dortmund? Just a lovely farewell for Marco Reus.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2024, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-world-football-thread-2020-2022-edited/918264/1171 "2024-05-07T21:18:12Z")

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This is very big for BVB. 12 years after last wining the Bundesliga, 27 years after last wining the CL and 11 years after being in a CL final, and all that after tragically and haplessly losing the Bundesliga title last year and playing a bad season this year, this is a major event, almost a sensation.

ETA: by the way, I looked it up: if Bayern make it to the final, there will be three players left from 2013. Mats Hummels and Marco Reus on Dortmund’s side, and the indestructible Thomas Müller on Bayern’s.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2024, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-world-football-thread-2020-2022-edited/918264/1172 "2024-05-07T21:22:19Z")

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> [@Maserschmidt](#):
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> How awesome is this UCL run for Dortmund?

> [@EinsteinsHund](#):
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> This is very big for BVB.

The question was rhetorical, but I appreciate the context. 😅

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2024, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-world-football-thread-2020-2022-edited/918264/1173 "2024-05-07T21:22:58Z")

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I’m happy too because I loathe PSG.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2024, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-world-football-thread-2020-2022-edited/918264/1174 "2024-05-07T21:23:36Z")

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> [@Maserschmidt](#):
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> The question was rhetorical, but I appreciate the context. 😅

Oh shoot, I was so euphoric that I took your question literally. 🤣

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2024, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-world-football-thread-2020-2022-edited/918264/1175 "2024-05-07T21:26:49Z")

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On paper Dortmund are underdogs to whoever makes it from the other side of the bracket, but beating Bayern would be too perfect and I think they’d do it. Unfortunately I think RM wins. Again.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2024, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-world-football-thread-2020-2022-edited/918264/1176 "2024-05-07T21:59:07Z")

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> [@Frodo](#):
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> I’m happy too because I loathe PSG.

I’m always happy when one of those Qatar or Saudi dollars stuffed puppet teams lose again, I especially enjoy PSG year after year not winning the CL.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2024, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-world-football-thread-2020-2022-edited/918264/1177 "2024-05-07T22:13:05Z")

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Amen.

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2024, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-world-football-thread-2020-2022-edited/918264/1178 "2024-05-07T23:26:22Z")

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Exactly, plus they blamed (and booed and whistled) Messi for them not winning the CL, I would like to ask them how it went now that they no longer have Messi…

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2024, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-world-football-thread-2020-2022-edited/918264/1179 "2024-05-07T23:30:18Z")

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I know that you adore Messi, and that you’re a football romantic like me, but why in hell did he play for such a soulless club like PSG in the first place?

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2024, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-world-football-thread-2020-2022-edited/918264/1180 "2024-05-07T23:34:17Z")

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Beats me, his departure from Barcelona was kinda unexpected (apparently they told him everything was fine until a few weeks before the day they were going to sign) and may be PSG was the best option in a rush?  
Or maybe it was just for the money, I revere the man but he’s no ascetic saint.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2024, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-world-football-thread-2020-2022-edited/918264/1181 "2024-05-08T00:14:15Z")

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Those unpaid taxes won’t take care of themselves! 😉

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