# On A Cold December Morn...(long-ish) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 3, 2001, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-a-cold-december-morn-long-ish/64170 "2001-05-03T02:51:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Pammipoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/87869e/32.png) [@Pammipoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pammipoo)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-a-cold-december-morn-long-ish/64170/21 "2001-05-03T16:16:44Z")
LOL, you’ve already hit 1000, and I’ve been here a month longer than you and am only to 400 or so…how DO you do it? I think perhaps we both need a life though…this internet thing will rot your brain if you let it! 🙂 Happy 1000 Jarbabj ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-a-cold-december-morn-long-ish/64170/22 "2001-05-03T16:29:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*Every time I see your user name I giggle a little bit > > Lindy Lindy Lindy… :: dancing off :: > \*\* :eek: Jarbaby’s giggling and dancing at me! :hiding behind drapes in pleased embarassment: Honestly, though, Jarbaby, you rock. Hard. Have a nice day! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-a-cold-december-morn-long-ish/64170/23 "2001-05-03T16:47:06Z")
> [@](#): > > She asked Cervaise if she could be his slave. It didn’t go over well. Well, hell, a momentous decision like taking on an indentured sex toy, I have to clear it with my lovely wife **katrina** first. She read this last night, and finally, after all, gave her consent for the arrangement. I had to agree to share you with her, though; I think seventy-thirty was what we ended up working out. My attorneys will be contacting you with the appropriate paperwork shortly, including a preferences questionnaire (dietary restrictions? padded restraints or steel? you get the idea). 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-a-cold-december-morn-long-ish/64170/24 "2001-05-03T17:27:00Z")
All I can say, **jarbaby** - your posts are a pleasure to read, you’re about the most talented flirter I’ve ever seen, and I look forward to much more… interaction… in the future. Keep it up, gorgeous. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-a-cold-december-morn-long-ish/64170/25 "2001-05-03T18:49:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Infraggable Krunk \* > All I can say, **jarbaby** - your posts are a pleasure to read, you’re about the most talented flirter I’ve ever seen, Saaayyyyyy…I knew I was talented at SOMETHING for God’s sake. Perhaps I should move to Amsterdam and become a prostitute? jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-a-cold-december-morn-long-ish/64170/26 "2001-05-03T21:13:40Z")
Amsterdam, hell - there are those of us _ahem_ who’re willing to pay good money right here in Chicago! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-a-cold-december-morn-long-ish/64170.md?page=1)