I am unsurprised that “death” is a reversible state in godly speak.
There are some details about the mechanical process of being dead in heaven that are a bit ambiguous here, mind. Obviously the component parts are still alive and chugging along. Obviously the ‘child’'s soul isn’t off floating around in metaheaven the way theists often imagine mortal souls go to heaven when a mortal dies, to that doesn’t parallel too well either. Sounds to me like the child was just turned off or killed like the materialists think people are killed - his internal processes have stopped working properly so he’s not moving or thinking anymore. He can be tuned up and restarted like a dead car or computer. (We’re assuming that God “has the technology”, in a way that humans don’t except in movies like Robocop.)
You’re missing my point. I can call anything a child, with greater or lesser justification. I’ve written a book. I can call it my child. It has some superficial resemblances to a child (I created it, it’s smaller than me), but it would be a touch presumptuous to assume that it’s going to need a college fund, sheerly based on the fact that I called it a child. Even if there are certain parallels that can be drawn to justify calling it that.
That was my entire point - that analogies don’t provide new information about a thing; they give you another way of looking at the information you have. So I’m disinclined to extrapolate about the Collective just because you call it a child, because for all I know it’s more like a book than a baby.
Note: this just means I won’t extrapolate. You can speculate anything you want; it’s your theology to invent as you please. But I can’t make assumptions about your theology, so I can only go by what you actually say.
Oh, this isn’t about converting me; it’s about me understanding what you’re saying. I have difficulty understanding things that don’t make sense, so I need the details to be explained in a way that is coherent and works. Simple as that.
Um, you can do a google image search for “Death Star Girl” and get images back of girls with a Death Star where their waists should be. (And images of dogs dressed up as AT-AT walkers, oddly enough.) I don’t think that this is definitive proof that the Death Star is female and can have little baby Star Destroyers. And Jesus spoke in metaphor and parables a lot. He’s actually famous for it.
This does not mean that your theology does not include the belief that the planet earth is made of flesh and has a womb and all that. Sure it’s contradicted by, well, digging a hole, but whatever. You can easily still believe it.
But regardless - I’m beginning to think that this ‘mommy earth’ business is a bit of a tangent; what does this have to do with Jesus getting killed, again?
I’m going to assume that this is supposed to be all happening on the spiritual plane, because while people exchange bacteria and viruses and the like (and occasionally sperm), for the most part people don’t physically swap cells and organs and the like, at least not in casual passing.
Also, this feels a bit tangenty too. Even if we’re going to eventually fly into space and have tea with the residents of Alpha Centauri someday, I’m pretty sure that wasn’t happening in Jesus’s day. And I’m pretty sure the only Centurions* which had anything to do with his death were Roman ones.
- Yes, I know that should be Centaurions. Sue me, it was a joke.
People can find comfort in anything, especially things that tell them they’re loved and special and part of something important. This is not indicitive of a system’s validity or correctness.
But at the moment I’m not interested in validity or correctness - I’m talking about religion. All I want is it to be sensical, self-consistent, and to have the explanatory power to answer my question. That difficult enough to achieve!
Sure, sure; that’s what we look like to us. To this child thing, though, we might not look like that. (Well, presuming it wasn’t dead and could notice us at all.) We’re pretty tiny compared to it, after all. And Satan, who is apparently operating on a comparable size-scale with this child-thing, doesn’t seem to think we’re more important than we consider dandruff, which supports the idea that we’re so insignificant compared to these creatures that we’re less than ants.
But regardless, details details. Since the child is dead at the moment, how we’d look to it if it were alive is unlikely to matter much to the whole Jesus/suffering question
Sounds like lovely fodder for some slash fiction, but other than that I’ll just file it as background info until its relevence to Jesus’s trip to earth becomes clear.
I think we’re too buried in analogies for this to make sense to me anymore. It might be useful to unwind this a bit - how mechanically is Satan causing us suffering? Did he place us on earth? Did he make our bodies mortal? Is he piping the oil out to fuel Hell? Or did God do all this for him? Why? And most importantly - what does this have to do with Jesus’s trip to the cross?
And yes, “satan” is actually a title and only developed into a name due to centuries of misinterpretation of Job. I think there’s a SD column or staff report about that.
Revelations is gibberish to me, and I would be interested in my interpretation of the gibberish anyway. I want to know how you think that sin caused peak oil, or whatever was going on that Jesus’s death was supposed to be either caused by or doing something about.
Seriously, this shouldn’t be all that complicated to explain.