# "ON" parking. That means YOU!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-parking-that-means-you/413920>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 1, 2007, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-parking-that-means-you/413920 "2007-08-01T03:43:43Z")\
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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2007, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-parking-that-means-you/413920/41 "2007-08-05T05:55:09Z")

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[QUOTE=OtakuLoki]  
I was in the NORVA area a few years ago, and passed by an office complex that gave their business name, and “Reality Brokers” as their business type.  
I was so tempted to see how much a new reality would set me back.  
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I’ve got a wooden sign that was abandoned at a construction site advertising for a company called “Diversified Reality”. Sometimes I’ve been tempted to call the number on the sign, but then I figure being under the yoke of the Nazi lizard-people or living in a world where Rome never fell (complete with gladiatorial games and mass crucifixions) would be kind of a steep price to pay for being rich and famous and dating supermodels.

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