# On the 200th sequential thread of Christmas... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 22, 2009, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180 "2009-12-22T08:10:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/1 "2009-12-22T08:10:43Z")
my true love gave to me a tremendous bout of oversharing. **I love fruitcake! I don’t care who knows! I love diarrhea!** I can only imagine those two loves are deeply connected. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/2 "2009-12-22T08:12:12Z")
**On the first day… Go Ahead…I Can Take It.** ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/3 "2009-12-22T13:17:00Z")
**Make up fake commercials I love diarrhea!** Nah, that’s a little _too_ fake, I think. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/4 "2009-12-22T17:08:00Z")
**Ask the particle physicist Sick cat – advice needed** Physic_ist_. Not physician. Big difference. (Envisioning Nigel Tufnel: “What’s wrong with being sexy…”) ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/5 "2009-12-22T17:45:01Z")
> [@GESancMan](#): > > **Ask the particle physicist > Sick cat – advice needed** > > Physic_ist_. Not physician. Big difference. But you DO need a physicist, because the cat is both sick and healthy at the same time. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/6 "2009-12-22T19:15:21Z")
**I found my mom on the floor babbling Anybody else not giving gifts?** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/7 "2009-12-22T19:26:30Z")
\*\*Comments that just blow you away All European descended people are black! \*\* Yeah, pretty much. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/8 "2009-12-22T19:46:48Z")
\*\*Describe your nightmare It’s a hardware problem, isn’t it?! (Router not working) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/9 "2009-12-22T21:51:40Z")
**The “I wonder what ever happened to…” MMP I just got the shock of a lifetime Yet another breakup to report** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/10 "2009-12-23T11:07:57Z")
**Eat This, Not that! Bacon Cups** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/11 "2009-12-23T12:42:37Z")
\*\*On the 200th sequential thread of Christmas… My yellow Bird of Paradise bloomed \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/12 "2009-12-23T13:11:13Z")
\*\* Movie love most like real love? I love fruitcake! I don’t care who knows! \*\* From _Fruitcakeless in Seattle_ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/13 "2009-12-23T13:25:59Z")
\*\* Does anyone else just have minimal desire for material goods? Ask the particle physicist \*\* He only wants particles! And they’re sub-atomic. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/14 "2009-12-23T14:33:12Z")
\*\*I just got the shock of a lifetime My new glasses are trying to kill me. \*\* Ah, the new “Destroy All Humans” brand of glasses? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/15 "2009-12-23T18:42:04Z")
**Two Wet Dreams In Three Days What are Islamic terrorists trying to achieve?** They’re just fantasizing about getting 72 virgins after they die. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/16 "2009-12-24T04:11:23Z")
**Guys What is your take on the climate change deal situation Vegans should just starve to death.** 😕 Is global warming going to kill all plant life? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/17 "2009-12-24T08:04:16Z")
\*\*irishbaby is about to enter the world of solid food- recipes please! Vanishing starlets \*\* So that’s what happens to unsuccessful actresses! \*\*Grassfed bison. Bacon Cups \*\* Nope, that would be the competing product; Jerky Cups. \*\*Worst companies to work for Products that make it worse. \*\* “We’re looking for a loyal employee to help test our new cattle prods! You’ve just ‘volunteered’!” ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2009, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/18 "2009-12-25T10:35:07Z")
\*\* What’s the most disgusting or deranged thing you have ever heard of/been witness to? Get A Haircut, Get A Blowjob\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CT\_Damsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CT\_Damsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CT_Damsel)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2009, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/19 "2009-12-25T17:11:53Z")
\*\*I need cleaning help: NEED URGENTLY Ask the housecleaner who specializes in squalor recovery\*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2009, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/20 "2009-12-25T20:41:54Z")
**can you really send a brick “no postage necessary”? How did that turn out for you?** I got a very stern talking-to from the postal inspectors. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180.md?page=2)