# On the 200th sequential thread of Christmas... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 22, 2009, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180 "2009-12-22T08:10:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/181 "2010-01-14T19:10:51Z")
**Debating Evolution Refining the Atheist Argument Haiti Earthquake Death Toll** I knew that letting Pat Robertson be a mod in GD was asking for trouble. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/182 "2010-01-14T19:13:58Z")
**I just want to feel sorry for myself for a little while… So, ever been through colonoscopy prep?** ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/183 "2010-01-14T20:07:58Z")
**Someone show me the flaw in this ‘fix’ for the economy. Anal Absorption of Alcohol** I don’t really see how that’s going to fix the economy. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/184 "2010-01-14T20:41:20Z")
This one will make sense to cat owners: **Help with my cat: Need help fast!! Surprises In Your Purse** ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/185 "2010-01-14T20:50:48Z")
What was that hurking noise? From Great Debates - **Is the word “panties” offensive? Why does evolutionary psychology get such a bum rap?** Hee hee. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/186 "2010-01-14T21:09:40Z")
> [@Anne\_Neville](#): > > **Someone show me the flaw in this ‘fix’ for the economy. > Anal Absorption of Alcohol** > > I don’t really see how that’s going to fix the economy. But you’ll be too drunk to care! ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/187 "2010-01-14T21:11:02Z")
**Are You Addicted to Anything? Pre-Nups** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/188 "2010-01-14T21:12:41Z")
Expanding on that… **Single Straight Men - would you sleep with your female friends if they asked you? Are You Addicted to Anything? Pre-Nups Had you lived 500 years ago, what would your profession be?** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/189 "2010-01-15T04:22:57Z")
\*\*Had you lived 500 years ago, what would your profession be? Do you still have your wisdom teeth? \*\* Ah, so you’d be a thug. “Well, if ya wanna keep em, pay up.” ---
**Author:** ![NoiseBomb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/49beb7/32.png) [@NoiseBomb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoiseBomb)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/190 "2010-01-15T07:08:41Z")
\*\*Why do people intentionally disguise the gender of their “partners”? Okay, guys: Would you have sex with this sex robot? \*\* I think we’ve got the answer to the first one right there. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/191 "2010-01-15T15:19:40Z")
\*\*I just want to feel sorry for myself for a little while… Attention Ladies: Please do not cry at the office \*\* Go feel sorry for yourself elsewhere, thank you very much. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2010, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/192 "2010-01-16T01:23:35Z")
\*\*I Have Given My Wife “Permission” To See Other Men… _cough_ OMG, call 911 \*\* Second thoughts? **Weirdo cat Surprises In Your Purse** \*\*It’s time for…Embarassing Brushes with Fame! For those keen on being scarred for life \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2010, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/193 "2010-01-16T01:53:48Z")
\*\*What one question would you ask God? Predict the outcome of the Massachusetts special election \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2010, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/194 "2010-01-16T02:25:53Z")
\*\*How Do You Clean Out a Sex Toy for Men? Alcohol swabs and laptops (related, oddly enough) \*\* Wow, I thought soap and warm water would have been enough. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2010, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/195 "2010-01-16T05:46:40Z")
\*\*What one question would you ask God? The spank bank poll \*\* Someone’s just asking for a smiting, here. **PLEASE USE DESCRIPTIVE TITLES WHEN STARTING THREADS Japanese whale whores** That’s…descriptive, all right. \*\*How are you going to fix the United States? WW3? \*\* :eek: Well, you just lost my vote for President. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2010, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/196 "2010-01-16T09:48:10Z")
\*\*How would you prepare for a natural disaster? Pact with the Devil - How To? \*\* But look how badly that turned out for the Haitians! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2010, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/197 "2010-01-16T13:46:14Z")
\*\*I Have Given My Wife “Permission” To See Other Men… Fuck Rush Limbaugh \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2010, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/198 "2010-01-16T21:46:41Z")
**Cat Peeing on bed Pay for training AND for lost earnings?** How about we just give you a couple of quarters for the laundromat? **Am I A Bad Daddy? A Silly Poll** Yes, you are. And yes, it is. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2010, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/199 "2010-01-16T21:53:29Z")
**What one question would you ask God? So - when was the last time you skinned both your knees** > [@YHWH](#): > > I DO NOT HAVE KNEES, AND IF I DID I WOULD CERTAINLY NEVER SKIN THEM. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2010, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/200 "2010-01-17T00:54:38Z")
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