# On the 200th sequential thread of Christmas... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 22, 2009, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180 "2009-12-22T08:10:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2010, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/201 "2010-01-17T05:21:57Z")
**What one question would you ask God? How racially/ethnically mixed was your childhood neighborhood, school, & church?** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2010, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/202 "2010-01-17T08:20:15Z")
**What one question would you ask God? Questions about… shaving** > [@The Almighty](#): > > THE BEARD STAYS ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2010, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/203 "2010-01-17T19:00:44Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > **What one question would you ask God? > How racially/ethnically mixed was your childhood neighborhood, school, & church?** [QUOTE=Grumpy Old Deity] IT CONSISTED OF ME, ME AND LET ME THINK…ME. SO, NO, IT WASN’T VERY DIVERSE. [/QUOTE] \*\*You Have to Leave Your Country–Which of your Neighbor Nations Would you Choose? Pact with the Devil - How To? \*\* Better Hell than Canada, huh? \*\*Teabaggers Fuck Rush Limbaugh \*\* _Yuck._ Not even they deserve that. **So, I think I’d really like to have a cat. But I’m allergic. Is there any hope? I’m generally not a total idiot. But this one time… OMG, call 911** So, the answer is “No”, I take it. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2010, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/204 "2010-01-17T20:52:52Z")
**Jump starting cars and reversing the poles No Richter Scale?** Generally not. Spray a few cans of engine starter fluid in there and try again, you should get a Richter reading.\* \*Do not try this at home. I knew a guy who was having trouble starting his old beater, and figured that a couple squirts of starter fluid might not be enough to do the trick, so he sprayed in a whole can. The resulting burst of flames ignited the basket of clean laundry that he’d placed on the car’s roof. Hilarious story. ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2010, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/205 "2010-01-17T21:17:43Z")
they technically had another title in between them, but it must be done: **Note to Microsoft Excel.** **You might want to cut back on the Twinkies** ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2010, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/206 "2010-01-17T23:11:00Z")
They line up now. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/207 "2010-01-18T02:58:42Z")
**Is there any hope at all for Haiti? Japanese whale whores** Sounds uhm, interesting. Care to elaborate? ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/208 "2010-01-18T03:14:01Z")
**What would be a cool “fun day” for 7th graders? Little boys in the womens’ locker room** By the time they hit 7th grade they’re not so little anymore. But they probably would enjoy it. ---
**Author:** ![Rala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@Rala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rala)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/209 "2010-01-18T03:37:32Z")
**Stop me before I do something stupid Waiting Til Marriage . . . Did you? Why?** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/210 "2010-01-18T06:46:21Z")
**What percentage of straight men would rape women under “ideal” circumstances? Waiting til Marriage…Did you? Why?** Call me old fashioned, but I believe a guy should marry a woman before raping her. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/211 "2010-01-19T00:45:31Z")
**I’m converting to the metric system Let the squeeing commence** Yes, that _is_ adorable, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/212 "2010-01-19T01:00:27Z")
\*\*How Do Pharmacies Handled Prescriptions Not Picked Up $1.99 + Free Shipping, How Does This Ebay Seller Make Money? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![chicken\_wire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@chicken\_wire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chicken_wire)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/213 "2010-01-19T02:19:56Z")
**How did you handle your drop in libido? I’m getting married today!** Yep, that’ll do it. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/214 "2010-01-19T02:20:22Z")
**How did you handle your drop in libido? I’m getting married today!** Hmm, your husband might not be thrilled with that method. 🙂 ETA: Dang you, **chicken wire**! Dang you to heck! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/215 "2010-01-19T02:24:16Z")
Fine, I’ll just go find another one - **You might want to cut back on the Twinkies Weirdo cat** That is a weird cat. ---
**Author:** ![chicken\_wire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@chicken\_wire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chicken_wire)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/216 "2010-01-19T02:40:39Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Dang you, **chicken wire**! Dang you to heck! Sorry, so sorry, great minds and all that. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/217 "2010-01-19T13:05:00Z")
**What percentage of straight men would rape women under “ideal” circumstances? Am I a bad daddy?** Who’s your bad daddy? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/218 "2010-01-19T14:42:51Z")
\*\*What is the Haitian government doing? Seeing Back in Time? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/219 "2010-01-19T15:02:04Z")
\*\* So, ever been through colonoscopy prep? Oh god, what did I just drink? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/220 "2010-01-19T16:28:24Z")
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