# On the 200th sequential thread of Christmas...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 22, 2009, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180 "2009-12-22T08:10:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Rala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@Rala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rala)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/241 "2010-01-21T13:50:23Z")

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**In praise of the Women of the Dope!  
Little boys in the women’s locker room**  
An audience that’s practically guaranteed to praise you.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/242 "2010-01-21T17:44:36Z")

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\*\*Gays and lesbians - Does seeing members of the same sex in the locker room do anything for you?  
How about a national historian? \*\*  
Yeah, national historians. There’s a boner just waiting to happen.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/243 "2010-01-21T21:26:08Z")

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**Health benefits of apple cider vinegar - real or bunk?  
Am I having orgasms?**

Maybe, but that’s probably because you’re doing the ear candling wrong.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/244 "2010-01-22T02:02:15Z")

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**What Happened to H1N1 Swine Flu?  
I live in Chicago now**

And you can just stay there.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/245 "2010-01-22T12:36:18Z")

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Separated by two, but worth putting here:

\*\*What kind of food do you feed your dog?

Nasal rinse puppy chow \*\*

Ewwwww!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/246 "2010-01-22T13:25:59Z")

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\*\*What happens to health care if Brown wins?  
Teabaggers  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/247 "2010-01-22T14:49:00Z")

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\*\*What kind of food do you feed your dog?  
Should I Buy This Horse?  
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/248 "2010-01-22T15:37:48Z")

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**What does China gain by claiming Taiwan?  
Medical Marijuana**

Yeah man, those Taiwan dudes grow some primo shit.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/249 "2010-01-22T18:16:22Z")

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\*\* I’m really feeling down - can anyone cheer me up?

K-Y Intense \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/250 "2010-01-22T19:32:08Z")

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\*\* Things that go bump in the night  
Am I having orgasms? \*\*

Bumpy ones

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**Author:** ![chicken\_wire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@chicken\_wire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chicken_wire)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/251 "2010-01-23T01:47:18Z")

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\*\*how does cheap/subsidized food from the West hurt poor subsistence farmers?

toilet trouble\*\*  
Probably the lack of fibre.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/252 "2010-01-23T04:50:31Z")

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**What kind of food do you feed your dog?  
Things that go bump in the night**

Yes, some are quite tasty.

**Talk me out of purchasing an iPod touch  
“Touch” being one of the 5 senses**

I’d say you’re out of touch.

**Lesbian wedding attire - no dresses please  
Questions about… shaving**

Just…not going there.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/253 "2010-01-23T08:51:43Z")

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\*\* My dad once stomped a kitten to death.  
Once, 50 years ago. For 20 minutes.

:eek:

This fat acceptance rant does more harm than good  
January 2010 Weight Loss Thread\*\*

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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/254 "2010-01-23T18:42:40Z")

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\*\*Something Spider Something Me

It’s my turn to hold the spider!\*\*

(Funnier when you see that the OP of the first thread is about the OP’s fear of spiders.

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2010, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/255 "2010-01-24T00:44:12Z")

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I saw this one this morning:

**Has anyone in your family disappeared? On purpose?  
Once, 50 years ago. For 20 minutes.**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2010, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/256 "2010-01-24T02:20:24Z")

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**What if President Barack Obama decided to legalize marijuana?  
So the cat peed on the bed**

Well, we’re all excited.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2010, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/257 "2010-01-24T06:08:20Z")

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\*\*A question of relationship semantics  
Am I having orgasms?  
\*\*  
If by “orgasm” you mean “just being friends”, then yes.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2010, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/258 "2010-01-24T06:44:59Z")

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\*\*Computer security: what dvives you nuts?  
Poorly Conceived Shop Names  
\*\*  
I know I slap my head every time I drive by the OurPayrollPasswordIsPassword tool and die plant.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2010, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/259 "2010-01-24T09:33:54Z")

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**What’s for dinner tonight?  
Utterly basic Chili**

That’s it?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2010, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/260 "2010-01-24T15:02:10Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> \*\* Things that go bump in the night  
> Am I having orgasms? \*\*
> 
> Bumpy ones

Sounds more like things that go bump and grind in the night.

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