# On the 200th sequential thread of Christmas... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 22, 2009, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180 "2009-12-22T08:10:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/281 "2010-01-26T03:33:46Z")
**Title for business cards? Uncritterless (Possible squeeing)** Pet store owner, eh? \*\*What Does “Deep Throat” Mean To You? Can someone explain why this is offensive? \*\* **I have kidnapped Cecil Speaking In "Tongues"** “What are your demands for his return?” “Fizzlu dargala guumbach! Aroo! Aroo!” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/282 "2010-01-26T04:26:14Z")
\*\*Explain the Death Panels thing to me Well, the Democrats just threw me under a bus with healthcare. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/283 "2010-01-26T13:32:34Z")
**Cyberstalking - what can be done? Trimmer for a guy’s head** A chainsaw is harsh, but effective. **What is the most incompetent company? Things that go bump in the night** I’ve stopped calling on them for computer repairs. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/284 "2010-01-26T15:00:10Z")
\*\* How can you be X faith if you don’t believe your holy word The Religion of Evolution \*\* Death to the Heretics of Darwin and his _Origin of Species_! We follow the One True Wallace! \*\* Am I having orgasms? Handy sets of facts to memorize\*\* Do you have a Sexual Flush? Do you have an elevated heart rate? Are you… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/285 "2010-01-26T18:19:35Z")
\*\* God Hates Division By Zero Gender divide? Feminist Overkill? (I’m not sure what to title this thread) \*\* How does God feel about Division by Gender? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/286 "2010-01-26T19:19:19Z")
**I Need To Shave My Pussy Ask the Health Inspector** Is that even in their job descriptions? ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/287 "2010-01-26T19:56:33Z")
\*\*If the Jews control Hollywood, then why… Is “Captain Sulu” gay in any Star Trek novels? \*\* I may need more info to understand this particular conspiracy theory you have going there. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/288 "2010-01-26T20:05:18Z")
\*\* Ask the Health Inspector Would You Buy a Volvo or SAAB made in China? \*\* Nope…too much lead ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/289 "2010-01-27T00:23:44Z")
**Poorly Conceived Shop Names Little boys in the womens’ locker room** That’s the worst name for a strip club I’ve ever heard. **Things that go bump in the night** Now _that’s_ not bad. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/290 "2010-01-27T02:08:59Z")
**Dealing with tough situations… I’m getting married today!** I don’t know if “tough situation” is the right term for it. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/291 "2010-01-27T04:00:58Z")
**I Wear No Pants. The 24 Rape Comedy** ---
**Author:** ![chicken\_wire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@chicken\_wire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chicken_wire)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/292 "2010-01-27T05:39:54Z")
**It seemed like a good idea at the time Has Anyone Here Touched A Porcupine?** Ouchy. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/293 "2010-01-27T07:01:50Z")
**Ask the Chick Who’s One Month Pregnant Title for business cards?** Uhm… Expecting Inc.? Eight to go? Bun in the oven? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/294 "2010-01-27T09:00:14Z")
\*\*Bauer Bitch Domination Theory Black Slave Owners in America \*\* I don’t like where this is going… **Why do Fundies call skeptics/scientific materialists “secular humanists”? The Religion of Evolution** ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/295 "2010-01-27T09:08:07Z")
**I just realized what an absolute bastard I was today So I completely fail at dating.** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/296 "2010-01-27T14:00:43Z")
**Childless and old? Are you satisified, or regretful? Do you have a suggestion for a good token sympathy gift?** If you’re considering dropping off your brats for me to baby-sit, think again. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/297 "2010-01-28T04:05:54Z")
\*\*What do genetic blood ties mean to you? 24 or 30 inch scoop for my tractor? \*\* Depends, how fat are your relatives? ---
**Author:** ![chicken\_wire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@chicken\_wire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chicken_wire)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/298 "2010-01-28T05:30:46Z")
**Traveling the Australian East Coast, a few more questions Was this ambulance ride nessecary? 150 Miles To A Bookstore** Yes, illiteracy is a recognised ailment in Australia. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/299 "2010-01-28T10:01:49Z")
**Get ready for more gouging: Live Nation and Ticketmaster merge. Philly Dopefest February 2010** You don’t even want to know what tickets to this event will cost. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/300 "2010-01-28T12:34:20Z")
\*\*Can someone explain why this is offensive? Men: What’s your penis, (and other penises for that matter), to you? \*\* \*\* Counting calories January 2010 Weight Loss Thread January 2010 Weight Gain Thread \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180.md?page=16)