# On the 200th sequential thread of Christmas... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 22, 2009, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180 "2009-12-22T08:10:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/41 "2009-12-29T14:02:17Z")
**What can we do with plastic waste?** **Help finding cheaper, healthy cat food** Melt it into mouse shapes, add prey scent, and voila, earth-friendly cat food. I think the Chinese are working on it right now. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/42 "2009-12-29T14:07:54Z")
\*\* You’re the President tomorrow- what’s the first secret thing you ask about? What is the “real world”? \*\* Take this Red Pill, Mr. President… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/43 "2009-12-29T14:25:09Z")
\*\* Ask the particle physicist How do you find something that is lost? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/44 "2009-12-29T16:10:54Z")
**I should have slept the day away Sexual Innuendo Pick-Up Lines** \*\*What’s the most disgusting or deranged thing you have ever heard of/been witness to? Ask the housecleaner who specializes in squalor recovery \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/45 "2009-12-29T17:59:58Z")
\*\* You’re the President tomorrow- what’s the first secret thing you ask about? What makes a douchebag?\*\* I can see that first thread is a fertile leader for Sequential Threads. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/46 "2009-12-30T00:42:39Z")
**You’re the President tomorrow- what’s the first secret thing you ask about? Sexual Innuendo Pick-Up Lines** Bill never had to ask. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/47 "2009-12-30T02:08:49Z")
From the front (forums) page: **The System. Is Down The system worked** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/48 "2009-12-30T03:44:22Z")
\*\* Go to first new post What do you (or someone you know) eat that would make others go EEEWWWWWWWW??? Holy S**T, It Worked! (Cooking)** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/49 "2009-12-30T08:22:40Z")
\*\* Sexual Innuendo Pick-Up Lines Unhealthy Habits and Conception\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/50 "2009-12-30T12:41:16Z")
\*\* You’re the President tomorrow- what’s the first secret thing you ask about? What celebrity would make a good Doper? \*\* \*\* When Do Little Girls Become “Clothes Conscious” Dude killed by his own “baggy pants”\*\* Learning by Bad Example? ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/51 "2009-12-30T17:38:06Z")
**Has Firefox been really slow for anyone else? Housewives** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/52 "2009-12-30T18:13:16Z")
\*\* My worst day Where’s a calendar?\*\* Yeah – I gotta mark down when this was. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/53 "2009-12-30T20:17:34Z")
**NOVA - What Darwin Never Knew Jennifer Grey’s nose job** Would he even care? ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/54 "2009-12-30T21:34:58Z")
**The System. Is Down. Where’s a calendar?** This one would actually make a lot of sense for me- I use [timeanddate.com](http://timeanddate.com) almost every time when I need a calendar for something. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/55 "2009-12-30T22:10:18Z")
\*\* How did that turn out for you? My worst day \*\* Sorry to hear that. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/56 "2009-12-31T00:48:35Z")
\*\*Describe your nightmare Why do people continue to visit with family assholes? \*\* Come over here and say “hello” to your cousin Enos… ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/57 "2009-12-31T02:35:02Z")
**Where Can I Make and Buy a Custom/Personalized Football Jersey? Moldova** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/58 "2009-12-31T06:46:50Z")
**Rush Limbaugh Rushed to Hospital My kid slammed the toilet seat on his weiner** :dubious: That raises a lot of questions. ETA: **Market for Vulva-scented “perfume”? What’s the most disgusting or deranged thing you have ever heard of/been witness to?** ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/59 "2009-12-31T09:23:37Z")
\*\*"Market for Vulva-scented “perfume” “I need a baby for an experiment…”\*\* My guess is that even if they could remember the smell they wouldn’t want to remember that experience. ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/60 "2009-12-31T10:55:28Z")
**As I listen to a police siren wail its way to some unhappy event I wonder - It’s Been A While: Michigan Dopefest?** Sign me up for the next one, sounds like a hell of a time. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180.md?page=4)