# On the 200th sequential thread of Christmas... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 22, 2009, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180 "2009-12-22T08:10:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/61 "2009-12-31T14:19:54Z")
**Japanese culture experts, help me decode this situation My kid slammed the toilet seat on his weiner** I’m not sure that requires much decoding… **My kid slammed the toilet seat on his weiner Australia - not nearly that deadly, why not come visit?** No toilet seats there, huh? **Australia - not nearly that deadly, why not come visit? Rush Limbaugh Rushed to Hospital** Sounds like it was dangerous for him, at least. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/62 "2009-12-31T14:47:19Z")
\*\* Rush Limbaugh Rushed to Hospital Your most worthless Christmas gift (this year.) Happy New Year, World! \*\* No comment needed. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/63 "2009-12-31T15:33:32Z")
\*\*I’ve got a crockpot! What now? Harry Potter problems with Muggle Solutions \*\* Largo Cookium! ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/64 "2009-12-31T16:27:20Z")
**Australia - not nearly that deadly, why not come visit? Clearly, I’m a little nuts, but I’m doing it anyway…** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/65 "2009-12-31T18:49:40Z")
\*\*I need a baby for an experiment… When Do Little Girls Become “Clothes Conscious” \*\* This sounds like a long-term experiment… ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/66 "2009-12-31T20:23:02Z")
**My kid slammed the toilet seat on his weiner I didn’t think this was possible.** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/67 "2009-12-31T21:00:48Z")
**I’ve got a crockpot! What now? Holy S**T, It Worked! (Cooking)\*\* Were you worried it was broken or something? ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/68 "2009-12-31T23:06:41Z")
**My son made the front page. My kid slammed the toilet seat on his weiner Accidental boo-boos** ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/69 "2009-12-31T23:08:37Z")
**What is the oldest extant written document? Flaccid-to-erect penises (almost) unique in humans?** ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/70 "2009-12-31T23:17:31Z")
**My kid slammed the toilet seat on his weiner** \*\*Accidental boo-boos \*\* Er yeah, I suspect it _was_ an accident :eek:. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/71 "2009-12-31T23:43:43Z")
**What celebrity would make a good Doper? Who is your favorite porn star at the moment?** _Someone_ has a one-track mind. \*\*What to do with Christmas money? Why do people continue to visit with family assholes? \*\* That’s the problem - too much disposable income. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/72 "2010-01-01T00:04:19Z")
**Old condoms The high incidence of AIDS in Africa** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/73 "2010-01-01T00:26:20Z")
**Real Life Meetings of Members Bloody-minded fucked up people** Sounds like we have a self-hating doper. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/74 "2010-01-01T05:01:21Z")
**Wieners and weiners The high incidence of AIDS in Africa** (And yes, I know that AIDS knows no gender or orientation. No offense is intended. It’s just that the juxtaposition of the thread titles is amusing, if tasteless.) ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/75 "2010-01-01T14:03:37Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > **What celebrity would make a good Doper? > Who is your favorite porn star at the moment?** > > _Someone_ has a one-track mind. Well, speaking as the OP of the first one, I was inspired by the second one, so, yes, you pretty much nailed it, I do have a one track mind. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/76 "2010-01-01T15:11:04Z")
**Wieners and weiners Flaccid-to-erect penises (almost) unique in humans?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/77 "2010-01-01T18:22:50Z")
**I need a baby for an experiment… So I Will Give it a Go - Ask the Hair Stylist!!** Uh-oh, gonna need some extensions here - STAT! **Things Dinosaurs Might Have Said More Ponies for New Year’s** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/78 "2010-01-02T06:16:18Z")
\*\*Couple of things about the recent terror attack… You have 720 days to live \*\* What’d they use, slow poison? \*\*Australia - not nearly that deadly, why not come visit? Things dinosaurs might have said \*\* So that’s why they died out! \*\*Ask the particle physicist The world is going to end 2 years early. \*\* Ah, one of those LHC guys. \*\*I can’t imagine my life getting any worse right now Your psychic predictions for 2010 \*\* \< holds palm to forehead \> “Oh, dear. It looks like you’d better expand your imagination…” **When civilization collapses: the first 72 hours Subsidized prostitution** “We have a special ‘For the Whores of the Apocalypse’ fund.” ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/79 "2010-01-02T10:40:13Z")
\*\* You have 720 days to live A slight change in plans…\*\* Yep, screw the degree after all :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Rala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@Rala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rala)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/80 "2010-01-02T14:37:09Z")
**So I finally got the Firefly box set …** **Did you know that Firefly is awesome?** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180.md?page=5)