# On the 200th sequential thread of Christmas...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 22, 2009, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180 "2009-12-22T08:10:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/81 "2010-01-02T19:29:26Z")

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\*\*You’re the President tomorrow- what’s the first secret thing you ask about?

What is your least favorite month?  
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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/82 "2010-01-02T20:48:31Z")

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**Why not government work projects for the unemployed?  
Subsidized prostitution**

I suppose that would be one option, yes… :dubious:

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**Author:** ![NoiseBomb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/49beb7/32.png) [@NoiseBomb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoiseBomb)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/83 "2010-01-03T06:29:35Z")

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**is it wrong I love my cat more than my boyfriend?  
Help Us Name Our New Cat**

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/84 "2010-01-03T09:43:31Z")

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**2009 Was A Year Of…  
Law Questions (I know…)**

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/85 "2010-01-03T22:33:02Z")

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**January 2010 Weight Loss Thread  
I am starting to get hungry.**

This isn’t going to go well…

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/86 "2010-01-03T23:23:17Z")

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**Ask the Person on Food Stamps  
I am starting to get hungry.**

That’s f’ed up.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/87 "2010-01-03T23:51:08Z")

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**As I listen to a police siren wail its way to some unhappy event I wonder -  
Where’s George?**

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/88 "2010-01-04T00:26:21Z")

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\*\*Cajun Man & DrMatrix: Destroying the Institution of Marriage for 30 Years!  
You have 720 days to live \*\*

So you’d better get cracking and finish the job!  
\*\*Avatar: What will happen in the sequel? [spoilers]  
Winter picnic foods? \*\*

“Mmmmm, that’s good! What is it?”

“Soylent Navi.”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/89 "2010-01-04T01:37:06Z")

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\*\*Why do wide-screen viewers insist on using fat-face mode?  
Lissner, This Pit Is For You.  
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/90 "2010-01-04T15:44:59Z")

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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> **Why not government work projects for the unemployed?  
> Subsidized prostitution**
> 
> I suppose that would be one option, yes… :dubious:

For once, folks would be happy to get screwed by the government.

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**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/91 "2010-01-04T15:56:10Z")

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\*\*4 Days (And Counting) To My Bankruptcy “Hearing”  
Talk me out of buying a houseboat \*\*

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/92 "2010-01-04T20:10:31Z")

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**The world is going to end 2 years early.  
Where’s George?**

Good ol’ Bush - he sets the world up for destruction and then vanishes. How typical.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/93 "2010-01-04T22:08:15Z")

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\*\*How does [gazelle.com](http://gazelle.com) make money?  
Megafauna  
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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/94 "2010-01-05T01:26:30Z")

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\*_My grandfather forgot how to write his alphabet  
P90x owwww, @%&ing OWWW!_

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/95 "2010-01-05T01:30:52Z")

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\*\*Not only don’t they have a “2010: The Year we Make Contact” Calendar but…

2010 is the LAST year of the decade(lame)  
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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/96 "2010-01-05T01:36:09Z")

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**Ask the (mostly reformed) psycho.  
Suppose we survive 2012, what’s the next predicted doomsday?**

Yeah, if you don’t kill us all in 2012, what year will you try again?

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/97 "2010-01-05T06:22:15Z")

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**I pit my sinuses  
Another Sneezing Thread (Bless You!)**

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**Author:** ![Rala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@Rala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rala)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/98 "2010-01-05T12:14:51Z")

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**What are some red flags that your potential partner will be inhibited in the sack?**  
**Odd question on relationships (mostly for ladies)**

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/99 "2010-01-05T14:09:49Z")

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**Tales of a college drop-out  
2010 - A How’d-10-Years-Go-By-That-Fast? MMP**

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/100 "2010-01-05T14:25:02Z")

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**Origin of “Cocktail”?  
Wieners and weiners**

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