# On the 200th sequential thread of Christmas... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 22, 2009, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180 "2009-12-22T08:10:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/101 "2010-01-05T20:01:46Z")
\*\*how does the Chinese criminal justice system work? “Clearing House” For (Seemingly) Random Shootings/Killings? \*\* Well I wouldn’t go _that_ far… ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/102 "2010-01-05T20:29:22Z")
\*\* How Newspapers Used To Describe Anal Sex OMG New Shoes!! \*\* “The accused was charged with giving the defendant a pair of new shoes, which left him walking funny for days …” (Oh my Og, I think I just invented a euphemism … ) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/103 "2010-01-05T22:54:48Z")
\*\*So, is your pet Rapture-ready? My dog tried to murder me tonight. \*\* The real question is are _you_ Rapture-ready? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/104 "2010-01-06T13:24:00Z")
\*\* What are some red flags that your potential partner will be inhibited in the sack? Do you get bored easily? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/105 "2010-01-06T13:55:06Z")
**You hit a dog on an interstate. What’s the right thing to do? New puppy!** ☹ **Old people should bathe more often Rush Limbaugh Rushed to Hospital** ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/106 "2010-01-06T14:18:22Z")
\*\*I’ve got a crockpot! What now? I want a wok \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/107 "2010-01-06T15:29:49Z")
\*\* How Newspapers Used To Describe Anal Sex Ask the housecleaner who specializes in squalor recovery\*\* Sounds pretty squalid to me! By the way, I don’t need someone who who specializes in “squalor recovery”. I can not only recover my own squalor, I can easily surpass it in squalidness. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/108 "2010-01-06T15:31:53Z")
**Mama’s little baby loves shortening–but what does it shorten? Wieners and weiners** Shortbread: The Anti-Viagra. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/109 "2010-01-06T18:04:40Z")
\*\*Was Europe (1500-1789) a black civilisation? No, you ignoramuses, this _isn’t_ racist (or, “Here we go again…”) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/110 "2010-01-06T19:21:22Z")
**I pit Obama The system worked** Which system did he break? The federal government overall or a specific department? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/111 "2010-01-06T19:44:11Z")
\*\* New puppy! I met a dog on the interstate – what would you have done? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/112 "2010-01-06T20:09:27Z")
\*\*Help Us Name Our New Cat How Newspapers Used To Describe Anal Sex\*\* I don’t think that’s a very good name. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/113 "2010-01-06T21:52:21Z")
\*\* I Destroyed a Book Today They blew up real good! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/114 "2010-01-06T23:14:05Z")
\*\*What’s the most you’ve ever given to a panhandler, and why? Unpleasant Pleasantries\*\* I don’t think that’s what they’re after. ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2010, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/115 "2010-01-07T03:50:25Z")
\*\* Suppose we survive 2012, what’s the next predicted doomsday? I’m generally not a total idiot. But this one time…\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2010, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/116 "2010-01-07T03:54:19Z")
\*\*(Derogatory) Regional Stereotypes Around the Globe Redheads, Readheads, everywhere! \*\* Sounds like it’s universal 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2010, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/117 "2010-01-07T07:23:13Z")
**I’m generally not a total idiot. But this one time… I got new glasses, and lost a friend** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2010, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/118 "2010-01-07T07:39:05Z")
> [@Nobody](#): > > **I’m generally not a total idiot. But this one time… > I got new glasses, and lost a friend** _shakes fist_ ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2010, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/119 "2010-01-07T08:16:51Z")
😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2010, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/120 "2010-01-07T13:46:45Z")
**Music that goes straight to your groin Dayum! “Sesame Street” really used to Rock & Roll!** Alright, we’re going to keep an eye on _you_. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180.md?page=7)