# On the 200th sequential thread of Christmas...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 22, 2009, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180 "2009-12-22T08:10:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/141 "2010-01-11T16:26:57Z")

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**Ask the housecleaner who specializes in squalor recovery  
What Type Are You?**

Hopefully, not the type that needs such services.

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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/142 "2010-01-11T18:43:22Z")

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\*\* Scariest road you’ve ever driven on?  
The opposite sex  
\*\*

Amen, brother. Amen.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/143 "2010-01-11T19:18:01Z")

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> [@Nobody](#):
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> **Church-goers: What do you get out of attending services?  
> The opposite sex**
> 
> Using a church as a pick-up joint just doesn’t seem right.

Heh, it happens more than you think. Lincoln Square Synagogue in New York used to be known as “Wink-And-Stare”.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/144 "2010-01-11T19:22:25Z")

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**Bacon Jam has been invented!  
Cancer treatment in the developing world**

Really? I’d think it would have the opposite effect…

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/145 "2010-01-11T19:23:28Z")

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\*\*we are earthlings, mars has martians…who are the rest?  
Redheads, Readheads, everywhere! I was told we were a dying breed. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/146 "2010-01-11T19:41:51Z")

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\*\*For Single Straight Men Only–If the Average Woman in a Bar…  
opinions on headshots  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/147 "2010-01-11T20:05:07Z")

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**Tell me about removing a parent from your life  
opinions on headshots**

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/148 "2010-01-11T21:00:58Z")

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**Introducing myself to new neighbors - thoughts and opinions welcome!  
awkward retail experience**

Hello, would you like for me to demonstrate this vacuum cleaner on your carpet? You don’t have a carpet? Well, it doesn’t work very well on floors. Oh my, this is awkward isn’t it.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/149 "2010-01-12T03:27:15Z")

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**For Single Straight Women: yeah, yet another followup thread  
Removing odour from a felt-lined box**

Well, have you tried some properly applied feminine hygiene products?

I’m so sorry…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/150 "2010-01-12T14:10:47Z")

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**Do People Spay/Neuter Hamsters?  
6.5 earthquake off Cape Mendocino. Aftershocks continuing**

You just _had_ to mess with the rodents, didn’t you?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/151 "2010-01-12T14:55:27Z")

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\*\*Spider-Man 4 Canceled(basically)  
Explain Marvel collections to me \*\*

Well, they sometimes get canceled

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/152 "2010-01-12T20:20:26Z")

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**Do People Spay/Neuter Hamsters?  
I don’t care anymore but I really want help.**

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/153 "2010-01-13T08:26:44Z")

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**Health care horror story #13848732  
Never hit on anyone who can’t run away screaming**

Hitting on bed bound patients is pretty low. It’s even worse to hit on a coma patient.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/154 "2010-01-13T13:54:53Z")

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\*\*Things to do in Tokyo for One Day  
Casinos and the economy

What one question would you ask God?  
Which ONE Crime Would You Like The True Answer To?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/155 "2010-01-13T14:24:18Z")

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\*\* Ask the particle physicist  
When Did You First Come Across A Spork  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/156 "2010-01-13T16:02:26Z")

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\*\*Okay, guys: Would you have sex with this sex robot?  
When Did You First Come Across A Spork  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/157 "2010-01-13T16:37:35Z")

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**Sea slug which is part animal, part plant  
Funny Things You’ve Seen On Airplanes**

Well, it was better than the in-flight movie.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/158 "2010-01-13T16:39:34Z")

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\*\*Which ONE Crime Would You Like The True Answer To?

Poll: What percentage of straight men would rape women under “ideal” circumstances? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/159 "2010-01-13T18:44:19Z")

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**If your board name was a food…  
So. Leftover lamb.**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-200th-sequential-thread-of-christmas/522180/160 "2010-01-13T19:21:51Z")

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**Not Coming To A Theater Near You  
Freezing cabbage stew?**

Most people prefer popcorn or nachos.

**Can Someone Explain Indian Food For Me?  
Will You Drink “Flat” Soda?**

Nah. Curry Cola just isn’t the same without carbonation.

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