# On the advice of my attorney I have.....

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 10, 2013, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-advice-of-my-attorney-i-have/657989 "2013-05-10T13:10:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-advice-of-my-attorney-i-have/657989/41 "2013-05-11T22:10:34Z")

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On the advice of my attorney I have decided to spend more time black out drunk.

> [@Spiderman](#):
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> Are you keeping all of the tapes you already made or tossing them, too?

Oh, the police already have them.

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**Author:** ![Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emtar_KronJonDerSohn)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-advice-of-my-attorney-i-have/657989/42 "2013-05-11T22:46:01Z")

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On the advice of my attorney I’m not answering calls, responding to email, making appearances, reading legal notices, or being “in the office” until my receptionist collects $450 from you.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2013, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-advice-of-my-attorney-i-have/657989/43 "2013-05-12T02:18:57Z")

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Look, a _real_ one:

The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette said Godshaw emailed the newspaper: [‘On the advice of counsel, neither myself nor fellow nude artist are giving comments at this time.’](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2323107/Female-student-arrested-dressing-Pope-naked-waist-pubic-hair-shaved-cross.html?ICO=most_read_module)

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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2013, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-advice-of-my-attorney-i-have/657989/44 "2013-05-12T02:44:37Z")

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On the advice of my attorney I have decided to call you a filthy liar and punch you right in your stupid face.

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