# On the bright side, she's taught her kid to share... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 7, 2014, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-bright-side-shes-taught-her-kid-to-share/700658 "2014-10-07T15:12:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-bright-side-shes-taught-her-kid-to-share/700658/1 "2014-10-07T15:12:14Z")
Four-year-old [brings](http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/10/07/delaware-mother-faces-criminal-charges-after-4-year-old-takes-249-bags-of-heroin-to-day-care/?tid=hp_mm) 249 packets of heroin to day care and passes them out as candy. The mother was arrested for endangerment, but like the thread title suggests, let’s not lose sight of the parenting skills she _does_ have. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-bright-side-shes-taught-her-kid-to-share/700658/2 "2014-10-07T15:42:15Z")
Well, the first one’s free, after all… ---
**Author:** ![Lurking\_Quahog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lurking_quahog/32/21274_2.png) [@Lurking\_Quahog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lurking_Quahog)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-bright-side-shes-taught-her-kid-to-share/700658/3 "2014-10-07T19:52:28Z")
It might be interesting to note that there were 250 packages when she left home. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-bright-side-shes-taught-her-kid-to-share/700658/4 "2014-10-07T20:15:14Z")
In related news, nap time was never so peaceful. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-bright-side-shes-taught-her-kid-to-share/700658/5 "2014-10-07T20:37:39Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > In related news, nap time was never so peaceful. Until all those little kids started having hallucinations about Ewan McGregor crawling around on the ceiling. ---
**Author:** ![JKilez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e5b9ba/32.png) [@JKilez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKilez)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-bright-side-shes-taught-her-kid-to-share/700658/6 "2014-10-07T22:28:16Z")
So heroin looks like Boo Berry Fruit Roll-ups? Huh. ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-bright-side-shes-taught-her-kid-to-share/700658/7 "2014-10-08T07:37:13Z")
She’s very organized… ---
**Author:** ![Belowjob2.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Belowjob2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belowjob2.0)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-bright-side-shes-taught-her-kid-to-share/700658/8 "2014-10-08T17:55:07Z")
If mama lost 3 grand worth of somebody’s dope, baby might be an orphan soon.