# On the cover of the Rolling Stone (and gay)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-cover-of-the-rolling-stone-and-gay/498156>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 30, 2009, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-cover-of-the-rolling-stone-and-gay/498156 "2009-05-30T13:06:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![well\_he\_s\_back](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3ab097/32.png) [@well\_he\_s\_back](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/well_he_s_back)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-cover-of-the-rolling-stone-and-gay/498156/21 "2009-06-11T21:34:22Z")

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Hey PapSett - That makes two of us. Lambert does not appeal to me - not his looks nor his style of singing. Got nothin against him, seems like a fine guy. Wouldn’t go out of my way to hear or see him.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-cover-of-the-rolling-stone-and-gay/498156/22 "2009-06-11T21:35:24Z")

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He seems like a nice kid but he seriously gives me the creeps. Not as creepy as David Cook but pretty creepy.

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**Author:** ![well\_he\_s\_back](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3ab097/32.png) [@well\_he\_s\_back](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/well_he_s_back)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-cover-of-the-rolling-stone-and-gay/498156/23 "2009-06-11T21:50:10Z")

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Wait a sec, there Cisco! I’m David Cook’s number one fan on these boards…yeah you have a right to your musical opinions, but, creepy? Pretty, yes; Creepy, no. JMHO

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-cover-of-the-rolling-stone-and-gay/498156/24 "2009-06-11T21:59:44Z")

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[This](http://blogs.pitch.com/wayward/david_cook.jpg) just screams “sex offender mugshot” to me.

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**Author:** ![BetsQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@BetsQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BetsQ)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-cover-of-the-rolling-stone-and-gay/498156/25 "2009-06-11T22:07:29Z")

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> [@Rachael\_Rage](#):
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> Just curious, am I the only one left here who still cares about the Season 8 Idols? Yeah? OK. I thought so.

:o I obsessively check MJ’s twice a day. So, no. I’m very excited about Allison’s deal! And all the hoopla around the RS cover has been very entertaining reading. Did you look at those pictures of Adam as a kid? [Here they are.](http://www.rollingstone.com/photos/gallery/28565412/adam_lambert_the_early_years/photo/1) So cute!

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-cover-of-the-rolling-stone-and-gay/498156/26 "2009-06-11T22:12:38Z")

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> [@BetsQ](#):
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> :o I obsessively check MJ’s twice a day. So, no. I’m very excited about Allison’s deal! And all the hoopla around the RS cover has been very entertaining reading. Did you look at those pictures of Adam as a kid? [Here they are.](http://www.rollingstone.com/photos/gallery/28565412/adam_lambert_the_early_years/photo/1) So cute!

Wow, what a perfectly normal-looking kid. What happened? First thing he needs to do is lose the matte black hair and all the makeup (looks like he might be covering up some freckles?)

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**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-cover-of-the-rolling-stone-and-gay/498156/27 "2009-06-11T22:29:31Z")

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> [@Cisco](#):
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> [This](http://blogs.pitch.com/wayward/david_cook.jpg) just screams “sex offender mugshot” to me.

😕 Why?

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-cover-of-the-rolling-stone-and-gay/498156/28 "2009-06-11T22:44:40Z")

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> [@Rachael\_Rage](#):
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> NO, he did not. A “crush” indicates desire for a romantic or physical relationship, even if such a relationship is unlikely (or as Merriam-Webster sez: “an intense and usually passing infatuation”). Adam never said or implied any such infatuation in this article or anywhere else.

Not necessarily. I have crushes on lots of celebrity types but it’s not like I’d necessarily really want to be with them as I know nothing about them. You can think, “Wow, I’d hit that” without literally meaning it.

Also I really doubt Lambert would admit to wanting to jump Kris Whoever’s bones considering all of the “Oh noes, gay people want to seduce us straights!” nonsense out there.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-cover-of-the-rolling-stone-and-gay/498156/29 "2009-06-11T23:19:05Z")

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> [@Walloon](#):
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> 😕 Why?

I have no idea. I’m sure certain faces just say criminal, creep, sex offender to you, don’t they? Probably somewhere between [this face](http://www.maxrambod.com/images/main/abraham-lincoln-picture.jpg) and [this one](http://mugshotdujour.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/dion-milam.jpg) there’s a blurry line at which your brain starts to say _do not want!_ Can you explain why? I can’t. David Cook is over that line to me.

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**Author:** ![well\_he\_s\_back](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3ab097/32.png) [@well\_he\_s\_back](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/well_he_s_back)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-cover-of-the-rolling-stone-and-gay/498156/30 "2009-06-11T23:20:03Z")

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If you can ignore the fangirl gushing this[http://http://www.davidcookofficial.com/content/new-pic-5-5-09-triple-beauty-omg-cant-help-myself-gotta-start-topic-davids-gorgeous-face](http://http://www.davidcookofficial.com/content/new-pic-5-5-09-triple-beauty-omg-cant-help-myself-gotta-start-topic-davids-gorgeous-face)has plenty of super pictures of David Cook. Of course I’m only interested in the music (right).

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**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2009, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-cover-of-the-rolling-stone-and-gay/498156/31 "2009-06-12T02:23:09Z")

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Read the article in the local library, loved it. Sadly, no nude photos.

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**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2009, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-cover-of-the-rolling-stone-and-gay/498156/32 "2009-06-12T03:46:20Z")

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I thought you were going to say that Doctor Hook is gay.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2009, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-cover-of-the-rolling-stone-and-gay/498156/33 "2009-06-12T12:53:14Z")

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> [@Manduck](#):
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> I thought you were going to say that Doctor Hook is gay.

It’s early, but I don’t think I’m going to read anything funnier today. 😃

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