# On the first day of Christmas...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-first-day-of-christmas/382168>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 29, 2006, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-first-day-of-christmas/382168 "2006-11-29T03:49:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-first-day-of-christmas/382168/1 "2006-11-29T03:49:33Z")

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[…my bank statement came to me…](http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/T/TWELVE_DAYS_COST?SITE=MATAU&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT)

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> PITTSBURGH (AP) – The cost of “The Twelve Days of Christmas” is on the rise - again.
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> Buying each item in the song just once - from a partridge in a pear tree to a dozen drummers drumming - will cost you $18,920, or 3.1 percent more than last year, according to PNC Financial Services Group.

Well, there goes _my_ holiday list for the season…

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-first-day-of-christmas/382168/2 "2006-11-29T07:23:58Z")

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At least the partridge is still cheap!

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-first-day-of-christmas/382168/3 "2006-11-29T09:12:04Z")

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$4759 for nine ladies dancing? I don’t think we talking about the same kind of dancers…

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-first-day-of-christmas/382168/4 "2006-11-29T15:49:34Z")

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[QUOTE=if6was9]  
$4759 for nine ladies dancing? I don’t think we talking about the same kind of dancers…  
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Hmmm, nine dancers for ten days total, how long is the typical shift?

90 days \* 4 hours = 360 hours

$13.20/hour - does that buy you a stripper or a ballerina? 😉
