# On the SDMB, you will find... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 1, 2012, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-sdmb-you-will-find/642699 "2012-12-01T18:51:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-sdmb-you-will-find/642699/21 "2012-12-02T22:07:23Z")
People who love the Star Wars prequels and people who pretend they never happened. Even weirder, people who love Aliens 3 and, well … everyone else. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-sdmb-you-will-find/642699/22 "2012-12-02T23:26:46Z")
Dozens of people who can’t resist an opportunity to tell us how smart they are (or think they are). ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-sdmb-you-will-find/642699/23 "2012-12-03T00:54:15Z")
12 dancers dancing ---
**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-sdmb-you-will-find/642699/24 "2012-12-03T01:23:28Z")
I thought there were 10 kinds of Dopers, but you’re a pretty smart bunch, so I suspect there’s actually 0 kind!😃 ---
**Author:** ![TimeWinder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bcef8e/32.png) [@TimeWinder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TimeWinder)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-sdmb-you-will-find/642699/25 "2012-12-03T01:36:40Z")
> [@nion](#): > > No toilet seat shout-out? > > Up or down, male vs female… Blood is always spilled. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a toilet seat thread here (can’t be bothered to look), but one of my earliest doper memories was one of the most vicious threads I can imagine…about which direction the toilet paper should go on the roll. It makes the second worst look tame: …people who know that a plane on a treadmill can’t take off. …and people who live in the real world :- ) ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-sdmb-you-will-find/642699/26 "2012-12-03T01:56:23Z")
And all the fat-skinny people. And all the tall-short people. And all the nobody people. And all the somebody people. That’s the SMDB. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-sdmb-you-will-find/642699/27 "2012-12-03T02:21:46Z")
> [@Maserschmidt](#): > > And all the fat-skinny people. > And all the tall-short people. > And all the nobody people. > And all the somebody people. > > That’s the SMDB. I never thought I’d need so many people… ETA: Thanks for the ear worm. It is a great ear worm though. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/on-the-sdmb-you-will-find/642699.md?page=1)