On the SDMB, you will find...

People who love the Star Wars prequels and people who pretend they never happened.

Even weirder, people who love Aliens 3 and, well … everyone else.

Dozens of people who can’t resist an opportunity to tell us how smart they are (or think they are).

12 dancers dancing

I thought there were 10 kinds of Dopers, but you’re a pretty smart bunch,
so I suspect there’s actually 0 kind!:smiley:

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a toilet seat thread here (can’t be bothered to look), but one of my earliest doper memories was one of the most vicious threads I can imagine…about which direction the toilet paper should go on the roll.

It makes the second worst look tame:

…people who know that a plane on a treadmill can’t take off.
…and people who live in the real world :- )

And all the fat-skinny people.
And all the tall-short people.
And all the nobody people.
And all the somebody people.

That’s the SMDB.

I never thought I’d need so many people…

ETA: Thanks for the ear worm. It is a great ear worm though.