# Onancock

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/onancock/572381>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 23, 2011, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/onancock/572381 "2011-02-23T20:59:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/onancock/572381/21 "2011-02-24T09:55:48Z")

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Shouldn’t it be Onacock to be grammatically correct?

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/onancock/572381/22 "2011-02-24T13:12:12Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> My local favorite is the Rio Culo Seco, the “Dry Ass River.”

Someone must have got a bigger boat.

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/onancock/572381/23 "2011-02-24T13:55:35Z")

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> [@SandyHook](#):
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> I’ve always enjoyed seeing the sign to, “Big Bone Lick State Park,” in Kentucky.
> 
> We stopped there one time and checked out the big bones.

Always called Big Boner Lick, by those of us who lived nearby. 😛

Don’t forget we have Monkey’s Eyebrow here too.

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/onancock/572381/24 "2011-02-24T13:57:19Z")

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No love for Felch, Michigan?

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/onancock/572381/25 "2011-02-24T16:39:23Z")

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[Toad Suck, Arkansas](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toad_Suck,_Arkansas)

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/onancock/572381/26 "2011-02-24T17:55:05Z")

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French Lick, Indiana

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/onancock/572381/27 "2011-02-24T18:02:41Z")

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uhm, Intercourse, Alabama.

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/onancock/572381/28 "2011-02-24T18:31:54Z")

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Onancock sounds like a seedy place to me…

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/onancock/572381/29 "2011-02-24T19:10:28Z")

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Only New Jersey has Redneck Road in Little Ferry

I used to know a little fairy who was a redneck!

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**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/onancock/572381/30 "2011-02-24T20:50:00Z")

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> [@TravisFromOR](#):
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> There’s only a Boring, OR.

Well the highway also leads to Oregon City, which results in this actual sign:

[![Imgur](https://live.staticflickr.com/2069/2367875622_1a083ed5c4_b.jpg "Boring Oregon City sign") ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/functoruser/2367875622/)

😛

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**Author:** ![Apollyon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/apollyon/32/4238_2.png) [@Apollyon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apollyon)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/onancock/572381/31 "2011-02-25T02:32:20Z")

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> [@The\_Scrivener](#):
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> Onancock… where all the gas stations are self-serve.

Kum & Go?

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**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/onancock/572381/32 "2011-02-25T11:21:58Z")

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Aww, you folks are cute what with your leetle, insignificant towns.

Leave to the hardcore Japanese to get down with the funk, and create an entire [Kinki](http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/318793/) region. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/onancock/572381/33 "2011-02-25T15:01:55Z")

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> [@EvilTOJ](#):
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> Shouldn’t it be Onacock to be grammatically correct?

I dunno…Google up Onan and decide for yourself. It does sound like a truly seedy place. \* bleargh \*

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/onancock/572381/34 "2011-02-25T16:21:09Z")

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Athol, Md.

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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/onancock/572381/35 "2011-02-25T16:51:14Z")

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> [@KinkiNipponTourist](#):
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> Aww, you folks are cute what with your leetle, insignificant towns.
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> Leave to the hardcore Japanese to get down with the funk, and create an entire [Kinki](http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/318793/) region. 🆒

We know it better as “Japan”. 🙂

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**Author:** ![mookieblaylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@mookieblaylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mookieblaylock)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/onancock/572381/36 "2011-02-25T19:30:32Z")

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When I worked at FedEx, I passed time sorting packages by looking for funny town names.

I remember seeing Onancock once, but I didn’t find it as funny as Coxsackie, NY

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**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/onancock/572381/37 "2011-02-27T12:14:00Z")

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Onacock would be better. OnANcock is not grammatically correct…

Oops, sorry for the smeek, **Ingio** …

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**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/onancock/572381/38 "2011-02-27T12:20:19Z")

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Ok, not Ingio, but whomever…

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/onancock/572381/39 "2011-02-27T12:35:01Z")

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In southern New Mexico in the lower Rio Grande valley, there are two little towns named Derry and Arrey. When traveling south on I-25, you get the sign Arrey Derry and when traveling north the sign flips to Derry Arrey.

And I still haven’t learned the proper pronunciations of all the towns in the Albany area.

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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/onancock/572381/40 "2011-02-27T12:46:05Z")

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I always had a soft spot for Laid in Scotland.

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