# Once again, my faith in humanity is confirmed! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 23, 2015, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-again-my-faith-in-humanity-is-confirmed/738378 "2015-11-23T19:28:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2015, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-again-my-faith-in-humanity-is-confirmed/738378/1 "2015-11-23T19:28:18Z")
“Dignerty,” indeed! :smack: [http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/woman-jailed-for-trying-to-kill-husband-with-poisoned-cherry-lambrini-on-christmas-day-in-london/ar-BBnlNa8?li=AAacUQk&ocid=mailsignoutmd](http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/woman-jailed-for-trying-to-kill-husband-with-poisoned-cherry-lambrini-on-christmas-day-in-london/ar-BBnlNa8?li=AAacUQk&ocid=mailsignoutmd) D’oh! They found my texts! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2015, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-again-my-faith-in-humanity-is-confirmed/738378/2 "2015-11-23T20:10:03Z")
Reported for forum change ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2015, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-again-my-faith-in-humanity-is-confirmed/738378/3 "2015-11-23T20:38:54Z")
Off to MPSIMS ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2015, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-again-my-faith-in-humanity-is-confirmed/738378/4 "2015-11-23T21:04:03Z")
> [@](#): > > ”This was a calculated and **well-planned** plot and I am pleased Patrick admitted her crimes and her daughter also pleaded guilty to her role in encouraging her mother to act in this appalling manner. I do not think that word means what you think it means. ---
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Wayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4bbf92/32.png) [@Charlie\_Wayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Wayne)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2015, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-again-my-faith-in-humanity-is-confirmed/738378/5 "2015-11-23T21:13:18Z")
OMG! I am not trying to engage in one-upmanship. I truly think you might enjoy hearing about this somewhat famous (or infamous) lady. If you have recently eaten lunch, be prepared to lose your lunch. Perhaps you should wait an hour or two after any meals before watching this story. [http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/internet-black-widow-pleads-guilty-to-lesser-charge-1.1324949](http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/internet-black-widow-pleads-guilty-to-lesser-charge-1.1324949) ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-again-my-faith-in-humanity-is-confirmed/738378/6 "2015-11-24T00:21:58Z")
> [@Charlie\_Wayne](#): > > OMG! > > I am not trying to engage in one-upmanship. I truly think you might enjoy hearing about this somewhat famous (or infamous) lady. > > If you have recently eaten lunch, be prepared to lose your lunch. Perhaps you should wait an hour or two after any meals before watching this story. > > [http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/internet-black-widow-pleads-guilty-to-lesser-charge-1.1324949](http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/internet-black-widow-pleads-guilty-to-lesser-charge-1.1324949) The only part of that would make me lose my lunch is the mental image of her and her husband naked, their wrinkles slapping into each other as she hangs from a sex swing. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Strangelove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.strangelove/32/6613_2.png) [@Dr.Strangelove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Strangelove)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-again-my-faith-in-humanity-is-confirmed/738378/7 "2015-11-24T01:17:09Z")
“If I were your wife, I’d put poison in your drink.” “If I were your husband, I’d drink it.”