# Once again proving some people have more money than sense **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2009, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-again-proving-some-people-have-more-money-than-sense/484511 "2009-02-05T02:02:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-again-proving-some-people-have-more-money-than-sense/484511/21 "2009-02-05T04:08:55Z")
> [@Mr Bus Guy](#): > > If by ‘novelty’ you mean grotesquely misshapen, then I see your point. No, by novelty, I mean being able to say I had sex with the girl who had the world’s largest breasts. How many people do you think can say that? Two, maybe three hundred? > [@kunilou](#): > > Anything more than a bathtub-full is a waste. Reminds me of the _Married with Children_ episode where the gals went on the “eat nothing bigger than your head” diet. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-again-proving-some-people-have-more-money-than-sense/484511/22 "2009-02-05T04:14:55Z")
I think that there are actually bigger breasts, but most of those deflate (like Lolo Ferrari’s.) This is just a record for **permanent** big bubbies. But no, I’m mostly just feeling glad that the pic in the article had them at least mostly covered. ---
**Author:** ![sparky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@sparky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sparky_1)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-again-proving-some-people-have-more-money-than-sense/484511/23 "2009-02-05T04:16:11Z")
> [@BiblioCat](#): > > That’s exactly what I thought. > > A question for the guys: Is that really appealing? Guy here 🆒. Appealing? More like appalling. I will never in a million years understand the attraction of fake boobs. It’s like preferring to enjoy a cool summer breeze on a field of AstroTurf vs nice soft grass. Ok, that analogy blows, but it’s late and I’m tired. ---
**Author:** ![sparky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@sparky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sparky_1)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-again-proving-some-people-have-more-money-than-sense/484511/24 "2009-02-05T04:21:18Z")
> [@An\_Gadai](#): > > She’s no [Lolo Ferrari](http://www.tiscali.co.uk/media/images/galleries/lifestyle/reallifefreaks/large/lolo_ferrari.jpg), God rest her soul. _drool_ Fake boobs, fake lips, fake nails and dead hair. That’s one beauty :rolleyes: no barf smiley? ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-again-proving-some-people-have-more-money-than-sense/484511/25 "2009-02-05T04:50:16Z")
> [@sparky\_1](#): > > _drool_ > > Fake boobs, fake lips, fake nails and dead hair. That’s one beauty :rolleyes: > > no barf smiley? I think after a certain point, that started to be the effect she was going for… ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-again-proving-some-people-have-more-money-than-sense/484511/26 "2009-02-05T05:22:09Z")
> [@BiblioCat](#): > > That’s exactly what I thought. > > A question for the guys: Is that really appealing? No. Yuck. ---
**Author:** ![Valgard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7feea3/32.png) [@Valgard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valgard)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-again-proving-some-people-have-more-money-than-sense/484511/27 "2009-02-05T05:54:15Z")
Gah. No, that is not appealing. If given the choice I prefer smaller boobs but there’s nothing wrong with (natural) breasts on the larger end of the scale. That, on the other hand, is just freakish looking. ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-again-proving-some-people-have-more-money-than-sense/484511/28 "2009-02-05T06:46:15Z")
All I can think of is how stretched out the skin over her breasts must be. That poor woman. ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f08c70/32.png) [@Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Brother_Walker)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-again-proving-some-people-have-more-money-than-sense/484511/29 "2009-02-05T08:35:00Z")
> [@BiblioCat](#): > > That’s exactly what I thought. > > A question for the guys: Is that really appealing? I like big boobs. I don’t mind fakes. But: ewwww. Just ewww. ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-again-proving-some-people-have-more-money-than-sense/484511/30 "2009-02-05T08:40:25Z")
Did she intend to end up looking like Dog’s wife [Beth](http://www.stoodio.com/mexicanwrestling/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/beth4-1.jpg)? ---
**Author:** ![si\_blakely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@si\_blakely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/si_blakely)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-again-proving-some-people-have-more-money-than-sense/484511/31 "2009-02-05T10:21:23Z")
> [@](#): > > Because after eight surgeries and a full gallon of silicone, the **petite** model/actress was a staggering 34 FFF. > [@Sonnenstrahl](#): > > I have to say, this was not the first word that came to mind when I saw her picture. Nope, but _staggering_ seem pretty appropriate. How she stays upright is beyond me. It’s not like she has ass-mass to balance things out. Not in the slightest bit attractive to this male. I don’t know how any medical professional can look at that work and think “_First, do no harm_” Si ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-again-proving-some-people-have-more-money-than-sense/484511/32 "2009-02-05T10:46:28Z")
How much do her breasts weigh at this point? Does anyone have a good ballpark estimate? Because I can’t imagine she’d enjoy staying upright for very long until her back muscles seriously began to strengthen. And, as a guy, they aren’t all that attractive. They’re skin bags full of plastic. I’m not averse to minor enhancement but once you get beyond what any woman will naturally have it’s just tacky. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-again-proving-some-people-have-more-money-than-sense/484511/33 "2009-02-05T11:52:52Z")
The surgeons should be arrested as well as anyone involved. That is disgusting. (Have no idea what they should be charged with- but seeing that money and expertise go on that when there is so much non elective surgery waiting in the world) And how would you ever go out anywhere without looking like a freak show? A one trick wonder. Maybe two. ---
**Author:** ![bengangmo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@bengangmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bengangmo)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-again-proving-some-people-have-more-money-than-sense/484511/34 "2009-02-05T12:36:07Z")
> [@Derleth](#): > > How much do her breasts weigh at this point? One CCof silicon weighs in at 2.3g, If her implants are one gallon (as mentioned upthread) this would mean that she has 3785 cc of silicon in her breasts, doing the math that comes to 8.7k or in roundf figures around 20 pounds ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-again-proving-some-people-have-more-money-than-sense/484511/35 "2009-02-05T13:01:12Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > 38 KKK breast implants Ignoring the aesthetic arguments for moment, I can’t help noticing some of the implications. 1. Beyond 34 FFF is illegal in Texas. What the fuck, where does that limit even come from? Some Texas legislator thought to himself “sure, triple-F is fine, but beyond that would just be weird”? 2. 38 is a measurement, in inches, right? What would this woman’s chest be without the implants, 12? ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-again-proving-some-people-have-more-money-than-sense/484511/36 "2009-02-05T13:06:17Z")
No, it’s not attractive. It’s not attractive at all. Fake breasts are ridiculously unnecessary. I completely prefer natural tiny breasts to any fake ones; I mean what’s the point if you are aware that it’s just a silicon (or saline) bag stuffed in there? It makes no sense whatsoever. I don’t want to start a war here, but tattoos give me the same reaction: yuk. ---
**Author:** ![JR\_Brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JR\_Brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JR_Brown)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-again-proving-some-people-have-more-money-than-sense/484511/37 "2009-02-05T13:10:18Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Ignoring the aesthetic arguments for moment, I can’t help noticing some of the implications. > > 1. Beyond 34 FFF is illegal in Texas. What the fuck, where does that limit even come from? Some Texas legislator thought to himself “sure, triple-F is fine, but beyond that would just be weird”? > > 2. 38 is a measurement, in inches, right? What would this woman’s chest be without the implants, 12? 38 is the [band size](http://www.wikihow.com/Measure-Your-Bra-Size), or the chest minus the boobs. The measurement _including_ the boobs will be much, much bigger in this case. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-again-proving-some-people-have-more-money-than-sense/484511/38 "2009-02-05T13:12:09Z")
> [@BiblioCat](#): > > A question for the guys: Is that really appealing? No. ---
**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-again-proving-some-people-have-more-money-than-sense/484511/39 "2009-02-05T13:14:00Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > 1. 38 is a measurement, in inches, right? What would this woman’s chest be without the implants, 12? Roughly: The number is how much the area just beneath the breasts measures, not how much the chest measures. The letters denote the difference between how much the chest measures and how much the ribcage measures. [hijack]Which is why I think some guys don’t get it when someone says they measure 42B, for example. They think “Big boobies!”… when it is not the number saying the size of the boobies, but the letter. The number is more correlated with how slender the female is. [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-again-proving-some-people-have-more-money-than-sense/484511/40 "2009-02-05T13:39:31Z")
Not the least bit appealing, but not necessarily because of the size of her breasts. Big breasts in and of themselves aren’t what make her repulsive to me, it’s that she obviously has her whole sense of self-worth tied up in the size of her chest. Some women naturally have large breasts and are happy with them, and it is their happiness with their body image that is attractive and appealing. Personally I prefer small breasts- and a woman that is satisfied with their size- but I have had girlfriends with large chests too. It’s all in how the woman wears it. I’d bet that every time she and a guy were in bed she’d expect him to pay an unreasonable amount of attention to her chest- there’s more to a body than your tits, honey. This chick is unappealing because of her dissatisfaction with her body image. How long will she be satisfied with 38 KKK? Where will she go for the next operation, in which she’ll suffer septic shock or silicone poisoning? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-again-proving-some-people-have-more-money-than-sense/484511.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-again-proving-some-people-have-more-money-than-sense/484511.md?page=3)