# Once More For The SDMB Cure-All

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-more-for-the-sdmb-cure-all/361418>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 20, 2006, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-more-for-the-sdmb-cure-all/361418 "2006-06-20T12:27:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-more-for-the-sdmb-cure-all/361418/1 "2006-06-20T12:27:17Z")

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Ok, since we’ve [conclusively proven](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=368898) that the SDMB cures colds, I gotta make use of these awesome powers once again. I’ve got _way_ to much to do over at the new house in the next few days, what with tearing down wallpaper and painting walls and such.

Hey magical SDMB cold-curing powers…can I bother you again? I got a sinus cavity that’s acting like a lemon chiffon soft-serve ice cream machine, and I can’t be spending all damn day constantly putting down the paint roller so’s I can blows my nose. Little help, please?

Ahhh…I can feel it starting to work already…