# Once more with feeling- TRULY AWFUL JOKES!!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-more-with-feeling-truly-awful-jokes/153551>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 7, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-more-with-feeling-truly-awful-jokes/153551 "2003-02-07T20:26:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![pantom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/34f0e0/32.png) [@pantom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pantom)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-more-with-feeling-truly-awful-jokes/153551/221 "2003-03-15T05:33:46Z")

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It’s hardware; don’t touch it.  
How many New Yorkers?

None of your f\*\*\*\*n’ business.

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**Author:** ![blue\_poop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@blue\_poop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_poop)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-more-with-feeling-truly-awful-jokes/153551/222 "2003-03-15T17:58:39Z")

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A lesbian walks in to a Gynecolists place for a check up. The doctor inspects and says

" Wow! I know I shouldn’t say this but you have the cleanest pussy I’ve ever seen!"

“Thank you” says the lesbian

“I have a woman in twice a week”

😃

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