# Once you finally gain vast wealth and power...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-you-finally-gain-vast-wealth-and-power/787340>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 24, 2017, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-you-finally-gain-vast-wealth-and-power/787340 "2017-05-24T13:39:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-you-finally-gain-vast-wealth-and-power/787340/21 "2017-05-25T23:31:08Z")

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> [@femmejean](#):
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> 1.) Get some plastic surgery and finally become a beautiful young androgynous biracial male.

Hello!

Er, did I say that out loud?

> [@Princhester](#):
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> I have an almost pathological hatred of small yappy dogs. That might get out of control, for a start.

I like how you think. When I was in high school, I read a cartoon called “Journal of a Chihuahua Hater”. 😃 We may be able to form an alliance.

In other areas, it’s time to arm the Remote Control Mafia, who will rove through the city wielding their omnispectral remotes to turn down or optionally explode sources of loud annoying music.

My greatest ire, though, is directed at people who deliberately make their vehicles louder and dirtier than they need to be. I haven’t quite figured out what I will be doing, but when I become insanely rich, it will be …messy.

> [@Misnomer](#):
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> I think my general impatience with morons and bullshit (my definitions, of course) would become magnified. I like to think I would stop short of insufferability, but who knows…though, really, with that much wealth and power I might not care.

Make a reality TV show out of it and I will subscribe. 😃

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**Author:** ![ZPG\_Zealot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e47c2d/32.png) [@ZPG\_Zealot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZPG_Zealot)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-you-finally-gain-vast-wealth-and-power/787340/22 "2017-05-25T23:49:24Z")

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Very, very bad things will happen to people who use cell phones at the movies.

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**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2017, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-you-finally-gain-vast-wealth-and-power/787340/23 "2017-05-26T14:57:28Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> Make a reality TV show out of it and I will subscribe. 😃

Think Simon Cowell in the _American Idol_ days, but without the tact. 😉

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2017, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/once-you-finally-gain-vast-wealth-and-power/787340/24 "2017-05-26T15:21:58Z")

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My anti-social hermit-like tendencies will be self-evident. Also, my low class taste in art.

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