# One From The "You Don't Say?" Dept. .......
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-from-the-you-dont-say-dept/97063
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 5, 2001, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-from-the-you-dont-say-dept/97063 "2001-12-05T17:45:48Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
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### Author:  [@DougC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DougC)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2001, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-from-the-you-dont-say-dept/97063/1 "2001-12-05T17:45:48Z")
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- This is a funny story, particularly considering the last line:
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[http://www.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/asiapcf/east/12/05/tiger.viagra/index.html](http://www.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/asiapcf/east/12/05/tiger.viagra/index.html)
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- DougC
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### Author:  [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2001, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-from-the-you-dont-say-dept/97063/2 "2001-12-05T17:51:49Z")
Now if _that_ isn’t ironic, I’ll stop making those tigerpenis-shark fin-black rhino tusk-viagra shakes.
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### Author:  [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2001, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-from-the-you-dont-say-dept/97063/3 "2001-12-05T23:25:59Z")
Actually, I was particularly amused by the idea of Panda Porn.
It was one of the few bright spots in my day.
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### Author:  [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2001, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-from-the-you-dont-say-dept/97063/4 "2001-12-06T04:13:43Z")
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> For instance, they showed pandas ‘pornographic’ films of other pandas having sex to try and provoke some animal instincts amongst the endangered sex-shy mammals.
Films of animals having sex is pornographic? Then that means the Discovery Channed is like the Playboy channel to animals, right?
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### Author:  [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2001, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-from-the-you-dont-say-dept/97063/5 "2001-12-06T05:44:29Z")
**Mudshark** , yeah, but they don’t have to worry about trying to veiw it through the scrambled fuzzy lines.
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### Author:  [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2001, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-from-the-you-dont-say-dept/97063/6 "2001-12-06T14:03:30Z")
Cue the Bloodhound Gang:
_You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals…_
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### Author:  [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2001, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-from-the-you-dont-say-dept/97063/7 "2001-12-06T14:07:25Z")
Fade in to a well-furnished California apartment. Three female pandas are in the kitchen, all scantily clad in teddies, talking about how horny they are. Suddenly the doorbell rings.
Female Panda #1 goes to the door and there is a male panda holding a pizza box.
Male Panda: You order a pizza, ma’am?
Female Panda #1: That, and more…
Female Panda then grabs Male Panda by the arm and drags him into the apartment.
Cue cheesy 70’s waa-waa porn music.
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### Author:  [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2001, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-from-the-you-dont-say-dept/97063/8 "2001-12-06T14:37:06Z")
Great, now I’ve got _South Park_’s Sexual Harrassment Panda stuck in my head.
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### Author:  [@DougC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DougC)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2001, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-from-the-you-dont-say-dept/97063/9 "2001-12-06T18:45:57Z")
- Unrelated, but noteworthy:
[http://www.bismarcktribune.com/archives/index.inn?loc=detail&doc=/2001/December/04-211-nws-4.txt](http://www.bismarcktribune.com/archives/index.inn?loc=detail&doc=/2001/December/04-211-nws-4.txt)
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-I spend _way_ to much time surfing. - DougC