# One Hyphenated Word to Describe Yourself **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 11, 2001, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-hyphenated-word-to-describe-yourself/75836 "2001-08-11T19:49:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-hyphenated-word-to-describe-yourself/75836/41 "2001-08-13T06:16:33Z")
pretentious-songwriter-poet ---
**Author:** ![kristoph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7cd45c/32.png) [@kristoph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kristoph)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-hyphenated-word-to-describe-yourself/75836/42 "2001-08-13T06:28:50Z")
maybe un-decided?? does Super-cali-fragilistic-expialidocious count?? ---
**Author:** ![Dave\_Stewart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@Dave\_Stewart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dave_Stewart)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-hyphenated-word-to-describe-yourself/75836/43 "2001-08-13T10:41:57Z")
wool-gathering lust-bucket ---
**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-hyphenated-word-to-describe-yourself/75836/44 "2001-08-13T10:47:52Z")
springy-supple Well - at least, that is what my ski instructor kept screaming at me last winter. Though in retrospect it is possible she wasn’t actually _describing_ me, as such. Nah - what else could she have meant? pan ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-hyphenated-word-to-describe-yourself/75836/45 "2001-08-13T11:08:31Z")
I can’t decide: Apple-polishing Wool-gatherer or Sarcasta-bitch (Doesn’t that sound like something you’d see on QVC? \* Buy now, only three left, Sarcasta-Bitch is the perfect gift for your secretary to remember her on a token Hallmark Holiday.\* ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-hyphenated-word-to-describe-yourself/75836/46 "2001-08-13T13:48:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kittie \* > \*\*Crunch-licious! > **-or-** > Sex-tastic! > ~Kittie \*\* So, **Kitteie** …how _YOU_ doin’? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-hyphenated-word-to-describe-yourself/75836/47 "2001-08-13T13:54:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Superdude \* > \*\* > ~Kittie \*\* So, **Kitteie** …how _YOU_ doin’? 😉 \*\* [/QUOTE] **Kittie** , even. See? You already have me moaning your name. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-hyphenated-word-to-describe-yourself/75836/48 "2001-08-13T14:06:10Z")
I suppose I should at least answer the OP. Um…how about: Self-appointed-superhero-of-the-forum **-or-** Sex-slave-of-the-females-of-the-forum ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-hyphenated-word-to-describe-yourself/75836/49 "2001-08-13T14:07:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bobkitty \* > \*\*Snuggle-slut. > > So, Cartoon… how YOU doin’? 😃 > > -BK \*\* \*\* SNUGGLE-SLUT\*\*??? Bwahahahaha, man. Well, I’m doing a LOT better than I was 30 second ago 😃 😃 😃 Your Toy, Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-hyphenated-word-to-describe-yourself/75836/50 "2001-08-13T14:08:08Z")
Pocket-sized. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-hyphenated-word-to-describe-yourself/75836/51 "2001-08-13T14:19:00Z")
Sarcasto-rific-anal-retentive-smooth-shorn-sun-burnt-über-horny-challege-seeking-sloth-meister-snow-lover-SCUBA-man-(diver-down?)-speed-freak-verbosly-irritating-biting-wry-humor-massage’o’matic-guy. Or mod-est. I’m not sure. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-hyphenated-word-to-describe-yourself/75836/52 "2001-08-13T14:22:08Z")
Actually, I hate to steal one, but **happy-go-luck** does describe me. I’m open for ideas. I have Monday Mind (aka “Not enough sleep this weekend”) ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-hyphenated-word-to-describe-yourself/75836/53 "2001-08-13T14:32:06Z")
So many hyphenated possibilities, so little time… SDMB-addicted. Self-effacing. hag-infested. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-hyphenated-word-to-describe-yourself/75836/54 "2001-08-13T15:24:51Z")
I’ve thought of a few more. **Perky-sunny** **Never-judge-a-book-by-its-cover** ---
**Author:** ![Sasquatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@Sasquatch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sasquatch)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-hyphenated-word-to-describe-yourself/75836/55 "2001-08-13T15:28:36Z")
“Toot-toot!” ---
**Author:** ![Syzygy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Syzygy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syzygy)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-hyphenated-word-to-describe-yourself/75836/56 "2001-08-13T15:58:29Z")
Crap-tacular. ---
**Author:** ![Syzygy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Syzygy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syzygy)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-hyphenated-word-to-describe-yourself/75836/57 "2001-08-13T15:59:42Z")
Or crap-tastic. Either one. ---
**Author:** ![Kittie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@Kittie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kittie)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-hyphenated-word-to-describe-yourself/75836/58 "2001-08-14T02:21:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Superdude \* > \*\*I suppose I should at least answer the OP. Um…how about: > > Self-appointed-superhero-of-the-forum > **-or-** > Sex-slave-of-the-females-of-the-forum \*\* Damn **Superdude** , you always make my day 😃 ~Kittie ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-hyphenated-word-to-describe-yourself/75836/59 "2001-08-14T14:23:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kittie \* > \*\* > Damn **Superdude** , you always make my day 😃 > ~Kittie \*\* Doll, you always seem to make mine, too. Me-ow! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-hyphenated-word-to-describe-yourself/75836/60 "2001-08-14T14:29:14Z")
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