# One More Thing For My Project (Or-I've Gone Totally Insane) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 29, 2000, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-more-thing-for-my-project-or-ive-gone-totally-insane/43162 "2000-11-29T07:48:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-more-thing-for-my-project-or-ive-gone-totally-insane/43162/1 "2000-11-29T07:48:31Z")
Again, don’t ask questions, just do as your told. What I need is for you to send me an e-mail, subject “insane/user name”. (user name=your user name) Then, list all the dopers you’ve slept with/married, slept in the same room as, met IRL, spoke on the phone with, and exchanged e-mails/chatted/IM’d with. Try to be as accurate as possible, but don’t stress over remembering everybody (although if you forget the ones you slept with, you might be in trouble). This is for my secret project. Don’t ask how, it’s too complicated to explain. Follow my example when formatting: Slept With/Married: None Slept in the Same Room As: Cubby Thomas The Scarlet Pimpernal Spoke on the Phone: Cubby Coldy Globe-Trotter ect. Mailed/Im’d/Chatted: Globe-Trotter Cubby Coldy ect. Make sure you spell/capitalize the names correctly! And yeah, you’re going to have to trust me on this one, but you are going to be glad you participated. And this is **not** limited to sig-contributors. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-more-thing-for-my-project-or-ive-gone-totally-insane/43162/2 "2000-11-29T07:55:45Z")
And please mail to this addy: [insaneplot@yahoo.com](mailto:insaneplot@yahoo.com) Yes, like what I need is another e-mail address! ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-more-thing-for-my-project-or-ive-gone-totally-insane/43162/3 "2000-11-29T08:12:00Z")
Short drive, huh **tater**? ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-more-thing-for-my-project-or-ive-gone-totally-insane/43162/4 "2000-11-29T08:33:21Z")
Well, it’s crazy… So crazy it just might work! ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-more-thing-for-my-project-or-ive-gone-totally-insane/43162/5 "2000-11-29T08:38:36Z")
**tater** , you left out the category of “Met:”. As in which SDMB’ers you’ve met. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-more-thing-for-my-project-or-ive-gone-totally-insane/43162/6 "2000-11-29T08:43:47Z")
Thanks, Zennie, I thought I put that down. Okay, the order is: Slept with/married Slept in same room (this sounds weird, but it fits in with the plot, don’t ask) Met IRL Phoned E-mailed/IMd/Chatted Whew…this whole plotting thing is hard work! We are on phase 3, where some can relax, but your poor tater is busy with lots of busy-making stuff. I’m going to have to push to get this done in time! Now, I have showered and dressed and must go to the Hauptbahnhof, to complete item 3 on today’s to do list. \<—dat’s a clue, think, just why would tater have to go to the Hauptbahnhof. What could she accomplish there? Hint - I am not going to be taking a train. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-more-thing-for-my-project-or-ive-gone-totally-insane/43162/7 "2000-11-29T08:52:18Z")
Info sent, tater. Good luck wading through that mess! I am sure I have forgotten someone, though! ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-more-thing-for-my-project-or-ive-gone-totally-insane/43162/8 "2000-11-29T08:59:25Z")
Info sent. I couldn’t believe how many people I’ve mailed, and I’m sure I left some out? _waves_ Hi Bethie! ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-more-thing-for-my-project-or-ive-gone-totally-insane/43162/9 "2000-11-29T09:02:12Z")
I have found the connection I’m looking for! I’m still looking for an even closer connection, but at least now I’ve got something. And now, I really gotta go. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-more-thing-for-my-project-or-ive-gone-totally-insane/43162/10 "2000-11-29T09:07:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \* > \*\* > > _waves_ Hi Bethie! \*\* Hi sweetie! _smooches_–I’m feeling strange today! ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-more-thing-for-my-project-or-ive-gone-totally-insane/43162/11 "2000-11-29T11:16:29Z")
how strange? and in what way? did you eat something funny? like a banana? (bananas being the funniest food available at the time) ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-more-thing-for-my-project-or-ive-gone-totally-insane/43162/12 "2000-11-29T11:39:42Z")
Mail composed and sent. I’m starting to think tater is either amazingly creative and vivacious, or totally whacko… Either way, I’m enjoying this! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-more-thing-for-my-project-or-ive-gone-totally-insane/43162/13 "2000-11-29T11:49:02Z")
Wouldn’t it be funny if I were using all this info to concoct a plan to **Live Forever!** and **Restore Foreskins!**. Actually, God told me to do this, and after I’m done he wants me to leave the board. I’d have to anyway, because of the bet I lost with Manhattan. Plus, I’ve gained way too much information on this board, and that’s plenty for anyone. I’ve even picked up some great personal hygiene tips! (and yes, those were clues, but if anyone figures out what I mean by them, they get to take over as evil genius) ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-more-thing-for-my-project-or-ive-gone-totally-insane/43162/14 "2000-11-29T13:11:56Z")
This may look like the 6 degrees of SDMB… ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-more-thing-for-my-project-or-ive-gone-totally-insane/43162/15 "2000-11-29T13:17:01Z")
Yes but what is the focal point, lurker? Don’t know that now, do we? I’ll tell you this, the focal point has a Bacon rating of 4.0, but if you play by my rules, it goes down to 2.25. I had to change the rules because this is internet life, not real life. ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-more-thing-for-my-project-or-ive-gone-totally-insane/43162/16 "2000-11-29T13:18:27Z")
sent, but still clueless! ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-more-thing-for-my-project-or-ive-gone-totally-insane/43162/17 "2000-11-29T13:19:54Z")
re the focal point, I mean, I’m not _totally_…oh, nevermind! ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-more-thing-for-my-project-or-ive-gone-totally-insane/43162/18 "2000-11-29T13:22:43Z")
Done. sheesh. I sure don’t get out much, apparently. By the way, **Tater** don’t think I didn’t notice that you gave away my toaster in the other thread { 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-more-thing-for-my-project-or-ive-gone-totally-insane/43162/19 "2000-11-29T14:40:53Z")
But it was 220v! What do you want with a 220v toaster? Unless you heard that it has a bun warmer…Chin up, maybe your Secret Santa will buy you a toaster! Wouldn’t it be funny if I were your Secret Santa? Not funny gay, funny ha ha. Maybe I should have slept more last night, I tried, I swear! But then somebody called me right as I was just about there (you know, I was in the sleep sweet spot zone…that’s the best feeling, isn’t it?) and it took me hours to fall asleep. Then MisterTot came home right as I was in my SSSZ and I had to start over! Then it was time to wake up. Now where was I? ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-more-thing-for-my-project-or-ive-gone-totally-insane/43162/20 "2000-11-29T15:13:13Z")
Are y’all deliberatly sending me these 3 and 4 times, or is there something weird with my e-mail? It’s okay if you’re trying to drive me nuts by sending the same thing over and over again, but I just can’t stand not knowing! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-more-thing-for-my-project-or-ive-gone-totally-insane/43162.md?page=2)