# One night stands & a Big Penis **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 4, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-night-stands-a-big-penis/146604 "2003-01-04T14:32:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-night-stands-a-big-penis/146604/21 "2003-01-05T02:22:06Z")
“How do you define tiny??” One lady told me about her old boyfriend & she defined tiny penis as one that ’ takes a long time to find ’ ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-night-stands-a-big-penis/146604/22 "2003-01-05T02:33:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by irishgirl \* > \*\*and who cares what size his dick is if he has a good lung capacity and a flexible tongue… \*\* I sincerely hope that _everyone_ has a flexible tongue…I mean, unless they’ve got tongue cramps or something. It’d be kinda difficult to talk with a tongue that didn’t flex. ---
**Author:** ![SC\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@SC\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SC_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-night-stands-a-big-penis/146604/23 "2003-01-05T03:04:45Z")
Well Duke, can _you_ tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue? ---
**Author:** ![AntaresJB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AntaresJB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AntaresJB)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-night-stands-a-big-penis/146604/24 "2003-01-05T03:17:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SC\_Wolf \* > \*\*Well Duke, can _you_ tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue? \*\* Ooh, ooh! I can, I can! Wait a second… I’m a girl. Wait a second, that’s still good. Err. Um. What I meant to say was… I second what somebody else said. If I’m gonna have sex with any guy, it’ll be because i’m hot for him, not because he’s telling me how big his johnson is. If he’s bragging, then he’s not likely to get me interested anyways, so it won’t get that far. ---
**Author:** ![Spavined\_Gelding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@Spavined\_Gelding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spavined_Gelding)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-night-stands-a-big-penis/146604/25 "2003-01-05T03:25:03Z")
For reference, and for what it’s worth, the standard US paper currency in six inches in length. I suspect that some of these eight inch claims my be made by the measurement impaired. A whole new take on putting your money where your mouth is. :o :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-night-stands-a-big-penis/146604/26 "2003-01-05T04:32:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SC\_Wolf \* > \*\*can _you_ tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue? \*\* Well… I can. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-night-stands-a-big-penis/146604/27 "2003-01-05T04:48:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SC\_Wolf \* > \*\*Well Duke, can _you_ tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue? \*\* Me, too. I don’t know how useful that is, though. Got something that needs to be tied? ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-night-stands-a-big-penis/146604/28 "2003-01-05T04:52:31Z")
I have a friend who constantly talks about his penis. How he can’t do this, or how he can’t do that because his penis would get in the way. ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-night-stands-a-big-penis/146604/29 "2003-01-05T06:45:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by **CrankyAsAnOldMan** \* > Um, well, if I were going to fall into bed with someone, that decision would be based on how hot I was for him. A small equipment size would not deter me. What she said. I do not see the advantage of a large penis, give me average any day. ---
**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-night-stands-a-big-penis/146604/30 "2003-01-05T15:29:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Monstre \* > \*\*Well… I can. 🙂 \*\* Oh really? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SC\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@SC\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SC_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-night-stands-a-big-penis/146604/31 "2003-01-05T15:42:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rysdad \* > \*\*Me, too. I don’t know how useful that is, though. Got something that needs to be tied? \*\* Not per-se, but it’s the standard test of lingual dexterity. If you can do that, there are plenty of other things that you can do that might later get described as “inspired”, “exquisite”, or “divine”. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-night-stands-a-big-penis/146604/32 "2003-01-05T16:19:16Z")
The fact that he lied about _anything_ would be a deal breaker. ---
**Author:** ![aahala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e4f/32.png) [@aahala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aahala)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-night-stands-a-big-penis/146604/33 "2003-01-05T16:35:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by whuckfistle \* > \*\*Then you could throw around your coefficient without bragging about the length or the width, rather the combo of the two. \*\* If Mr. Big claims a PC of 48, how are we to intrepret it? 8 by 6, 12 by 4 or 3 by 16. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-night-stands-a-big-penis/146604/34 "2003-01-05T16:37:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mighty\_Girl \* > \*\*What she said. I do not see the advantage of a large penis, give me average any day. \*\* Aww…you’re going to make all the people with big pee pees feel so sad they’ll need the support of a group like [the Large Penis Support Group](http://www.flakmag.com/web/lpsg.html). ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-night-stands-a-big-penis/146604/35 "2003-01-05T17:04:46Z")
This reminds me of David Ruben in his book from the 70’s: EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK, someone asked, ‘How big should a man’s penis be?’ He said ‘big enough to deposit semen in the vagina without spilling’. ---
**Author:** ![Urban\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Urban\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Urban_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-night-stands-a-big-penis/146604/36 "2003-01-05T17:48:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by irishgirl \* > they’re the quiet ones in the corner smiling to themselves. I do that all the time. Dang, how come I don’t have women fawning all over me? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-night-stands-a-big-penis/146604/37 "2003-01-05T17:54:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Urban Ranger \* > \*\*I do that all the time. > > Dang, how come I don’t have women fawning all over me? ☹ \*\* Try keeping the pants zipped up **until** they have approached you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-night-stands-a-big-penis/146604/38 "2003-01-05T18:21:12Z")
> [@](#): > > If Mr. Big claims a PC of 48, how are we to intrepret it? 48 by 1? 1 by 48? ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-night-stands-a-big-penis/146604/39 "2003-01-05T18:58:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by roadkiller \* > \*\*48 by 1? 1 by 48? \*\* I don`t know, the guys at MIT haven`t gotten back to me yet. You think they will?😉 ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-night-stands-a-big-penis/146604/40 "2003-01-05T22:23:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SC\_Wolf \* > \*\*Well Duke, can _you_ tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue? \*\* It’s a trick, ya know. Penn and Teller uncovered “the truth” about that in _How to Play with Your Food_. So, technically, yes. Unless I’d just suffered some ungodly incident and had it in a splint. My tongue, I mean. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-night-stands-a-big-penis/146604.md?page=1)