# One of the hottest damn things I've ever seen **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 25, 2004, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371 "2004-08-25T01:29:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/1 "2004-08-25T01:29:29Z")
The US women won gold in Beach Volleyball. Immediatly they embraced and then one spanked the other, followed by them rolling around in the sand. Grrrraaawwwrrrrrr! 😉 I’ll never view beach volleyball the same again. _off to try to cool off_ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/2 "2004-08-25T02:53:31Z")
Oh man, I’d love to rush that net and spike it, if you know what I mean. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/3 "2004-08-25T03:14:49Z")
No. **Hot** is watching Alexandre Despatie shake the water from his hair after a dive. I know he’s only 19 but he’s [gorgeous](http://www.athens2004.com/en/DivingGallery/redirect) . Right down to the dimples. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/4 "2004-08-25T03:21:09Z")
I found the women’s wrestling pretty hot. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/5 "2004-08-25T03:40:29Z")
> [@](#): > > I found the women’s wrestling pretty hot. Y’know, the fact that anyone, anywhere, finds Olympic wrestlers “hot” is probably one of the signs of the coming Apocalypse. Actually, I only wish I could say the same about the men’s side. But if you decked out Rulon Gardner in a tux and top hat and put him in the limelight, he’d be a dead ringer for Peter Boyle’s turn as Frankenstein’s Monster. “Hot?” Er, no. Put _puttin’ on the ritz_, definitely. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/6 "2004-08-25T04:01:31Z")
Puunnin on the Riiiiz! Sophistiscated man about town. That Russian pole vaulting woman is pretty hot. I mean, damn, look at that ass! Speaking of pretty little tushies, I have to admit to the perversion of enjoying those limber Romanian gymnasts. Darn that age thing! Making me feel bad for them being sexy… I’m going to hell. ---
**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/7 "2004-08-25T04:14:04Z")
I was watching the volleyball finals while on the phone with my best friend, and I said, “Straight men around the world have just popped wood!” and described the same scene as the OP. Though I am a straight woman, I totally understand where **duffer** is coming from. That horizontal full-body embrace of two sweaty women in bikinis rolllllling in the sand, a man would have to be made of stone not to take note. ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/8 "2004-08-25T04:30:11Z")
Oh good God. :dubious: Yes, I saw it. I was at the gym, and every guy in there stopped and were all gawking, drooling and “yeah babying” the TV in front of the stairbastards. I love men. I really do. But you guys are SO damn adolescent sometimes. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/9 "2004-08-25T04:33:29Z")
Hmmm…didn’t affect the guys at my gym at all. Oh, that’s right, it’s in Chelsea 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/10 "2004-08-25T04:40:37Z")
**\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_** > [@Rubystreak](#): > > \*\* That horizontal full-body embrace of two sweaty women in bikinis rolllllling in the sand, a man would have to be made of stone not to take note.\*\* Couldn’t have said it any better. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/11 "2004-08-25T04:59:02Z")
> [@duffer](#): > > Grrrraaawwwrrrrrr! 😉 > > _off to try to cool off_ Dirty old man! 😃 I’m a straight female but am I alone in thinking female pole vaulters have jolly good bodies? ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/12 "2004-08-25T05:28:50Z")
> [@calm kiwi](#): > > Dirty old man! 😃 > I’m a straight female but am I alone in thinking female pole vaulters have jolly good bodies? I keep insisting that being 31 I’m an old man. Either way, that was some hot action. At least it was something to think of until I see \*\*calm kiwi \*\* in a bikini. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/13 "2004-08-25T05:48:10Z")
Bugger! It turns out I’m a dirty old woman! I beat you my 5 years. You can now be a lusty young chap at your leisure. Bikini! Bikini! I’ts winter! Kiwis don’t like to freeze 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/14 "2004-08-25T05:58:54Z")
> [@calm kiwi](#): > > Bugger! It turns out I’m a dirty old woman! I beat you my 5 years. You can now be a lusty young chap at your leisure. > > Bikini! Bikini! I’ts winter! Kiwis don’t like to freeze 🙂 You’ll always be a “10” in my eyes. No matter how young I may be, you’re always the standard for bikini-wearers. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/15 "2004-08-25T06:09:41Z")
:eek: Did you not see that it is winter! You young men know nothing. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/16 "2004-08-25T06:16:36Z")
> [@calm kiwi](#): > > :eek: Did you not see that it is winter! > > You young men know nothing. 🙂 We know how to keep you warm. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/17 "2004-08-25T06:26:23Z")
**Duffer** I believe you may be a floozy. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/18 "2004-08-25T07:01:26Z")
[Here is the sexy, sexy, homoerotic pic.](http://img9.paintedover.com/uploads/9/kerri.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/19 "2004-08-25T07:20:40Z")
I knew what this thread was about before I even opened it. 😃 > [@duffer](#): > > The US women won gold in Beach Volleyball. Immediatly they embraced and then one spanked the other, followed by them rolling around in the sand. I didn’t see that, but I did see a picture of them lying on top of each other right after the last point. Pleasant dreams, everyone. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f07891/32.png) [@Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Plastic_Ninja)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/20 "2004-08-25T07:34:23Z")
> [@Muad'Dib](#): > > [Here is the sexy, sexy, homoerotic pic.](http://img9.paintedover.com/uploads/9/kerri.jpg) I’m a straight girl and that’s hot. Mayhap I am not so straight. 🙂 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371.md?page=2)