# One of the hottest damn things I've ever seen **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 25, 2004, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371 "2004-08-25T01:29:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![DadWagonDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@DadWagonDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DadWagonDriver)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/41 "2004-08-25T21:49:21Z")
> [@Muad'Dib](#): > > [Here is the sexy, sexy, homoerotic pic.](http://img9.paintedover.com/uploads/9/kerri.jpg) Also known as my new desktop wallpaper. ---
**Author:** ![Elysian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c77e96/32.png) [@Elysian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elysian)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/42 "2004-08-25T21:53:46Z")
> [@Elysian](#): > > I’d…ah…like a link? For purely educational purposes. And I do like doubles. > > Tennis doubles. Oh, bleh. Nothing really hot there. Damn. [http://www.sportsmediainc.net/tennisweek/index.cfm](http://www.sportsmediainc.net/tennisweek/index.cfm) ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/43 "2004-08-25T21:54:53Z")
> [@Rubystreak](#): > > I was watching the volleyball finals while on the phone with my best friend, and I said, “Straight men around the world have just popped wood!” After the figure skating events in the Winter Olympics in, what, 1988? were finished, the medal winners did a just-for-fun exhibition for the crowd. Katarina Witt did a routine to Michael Jackson’s “Bad” while wearing a black leather jacket. I recall saying to my boss the next day that any guy who didn’t get a rise out of that performance should hie themselves off to their urologist posthaste. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/44 "2004-08-25T22:03:01Z")
> [@Elysian](#): > > I’d…ah…like a link? For purely educational purposes. And I do like doubles. > > Tennis doubles. I didn’t see anything online, I was watching live. I’m sure you could find something if you searched a bit. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/45 "2004-08-25T22:22:04Z")
> [@duffer](#): > > Any chance of finding a still shot of “The Spank”? > Oh, and since I’ve seen her mentioned a few times, can anyone link to the Russian vaulter? It may eventually turn up in [this thread](http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php?t=412424), if it isn’t there already. If not, I have a feeling you’ll enjoy the thread nonetheless. (PG-13) Russian pole vaulter is [Yelena Isinbayeva](http://www.letsrun.com/2004/worldindoors2/images/Isinbayeva_Yelena-Worldi04.JPG) ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/46 "2004-08-25T22:37:27Z")
> [@Casey1505](#): > > Russian pole vaulter is [Yelena Isinbayeva](http://www.letsrun.com/2004/worldindoors2/images/Isinbayeva_Yelena-Worldi04.JPG) I am forever indebted to you, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/47 "2004-08-25T23:12:56Z")
Anyone else notice Walsh’s comments about May (or possibly the other way around)? “I have so much love in my heart for her…I won’t stop until she pushes me away” The second bit is about volleyball, just to clarify. ---
**Author:** ![Carm6773](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2bfe46/32.png) [@Carm6773](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carm6773)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/48 "2004-08-25T23:23:03Z")
> [@Kalhoun](#): > > Funny, but I don’t get that sensation when football players pat each other’s butt. I wonder why that is… You’ve obviously never seen [Mike Alstott’s](http://www.buccaneers.com/av/photoview.aspx?imagepath=/media/photos/misc/alstott_101302_01.jpg&phototype=2&typeid=Alstott,Mike,40&reset=true&title=Player%20Photos%20-%20Alstott,Mike,40) butt. I think I’ll go stand in the rain and cool down now… ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/49 "2004-08-26T00:01:23Z")
> [@Muad'Dib](#): > > [Here is the sexy, sexy, homoerotic pic.](http://img9.paintedover.com/uploads/9/kerri.jpg) I don’t find this picture sexy at all. Where do I turn in my masculinity card? ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/50 "2004-08-26T00:07:53Z")
I sent **Maud’Dib** ’s link to Ivylad. He says thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/51 "2004-08-26T01:47:02Z")
The pic doesn’t really do justice to the video. I saw it live … wish I had taped it. They were both pretty much naked and just sorta … writhing … there in the sand. \< Voice of the butler in “Arthur” \>“in order to see video of such quality, one normally has to watch softcore porn.” \< /butler voice \> Not that I’m complaining or anything … ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/52 "2004-08-26T13:50:55Z")
> [@Casey1505](#): > > Russian pole vaulter is [Yelena Isinbayeva](http://www.letsrun.com/2004/worldindoors2/images/Isinbayeva_Yelena-Worldi04.JPG) 😕 I thought all the excitement was about Tatiana Grigorieva, who has been known to pose nude? Find your own dang links. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/53 "2004-08-26T14:01:23Z")
Are you _trying_ to give poor **duffer** a heart attack? 😉 Besides, sadly, Tatiana Grigorieva didn’t qualify for Athens. ---
**Author:** ![Eman\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Eman\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eman_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/54 "2004-08-26T19:40:16Z")
I don’t know what it is about beach volleyball… I mean, we’ve all seen [this](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040824/ids_photos_sp/r4252256605.jpg) But then,there’s [this](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040825/ids_photos_sp/r3959969934.jpg), [this](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040821/483/olyvbb10708211424), and [this](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040820/483/olyvbb10208201308). There’s celebrating, but Beach Volleyball Celebrating is in a class of its own. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/55 "2004-08-26T21:56:12Z")
> [@emekthian](#): > > I don’t find this picture sexy at all. > Where do I turn in my masculinity card? At the desk to your right, you sniveling little girlie man. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/56 "2004-08-27T04:24:24Z")
Well, I can see that I’m going to be “up” late tonight. You know, I _firmly_ believe that women’s atheletic competion just does _not_ get the kind of coverage it deserves by the media. However, that might be about to change. [Notice the razor stubble in this pic.](http://www.iupload.net/082004/Brazil_13.jpg) 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/57 "2004-08-27T04:29:46Z")
Guilty. [And damn proud of it!](http://members.iinet.net.au/~patnanna/piccies/pic12581.jpg) ::::Starts singing _Dirty Old Man_ by the Fugs::::: ---
**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/58 "2004-08-27T04:34:37Z")
Oh, my. ---
**Author:** ![Standup\_Karmic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Standup\_Karmic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Standup_Karmic)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/59 "2004-08-27T05:51:25Z")
Oh dear. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/60 "2004-08-27T06:02:14Z")
> [@Eman\_Bruin](#): > > I don’t know what it is about beach volleyball… > > I mean, we’ve all seen [this](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040824/ids_photos_sp/r4252256605.jpg) > > But then,there’s [this](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040825/ids_photos_sp/r3959969934.jpg), [this](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040821/483/olyvbb10708211424), and [this](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040820/483/olyvbb10208201308). And [this](http://espn.go.com/media/ten/2003/0906/photo/a_hardenne_hi.jpg). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371.md?page=4)