# One of the hottest damn things I've ever seen **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 25, 2004, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371 "2004-08-25T01:29:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/61 "2004-08-27T06:08:10Z")
> [@duffer](#): > > The US women won gold in Beach Volleyball. Immediatly they embraced and then one spanked the other, followed by them rolling around in the sand. > Grrrraaawwwrrrrrr! šŸ˜‰ > > Iā€™ll never view beach volleyball the same again. > _off to try to cool off_ Hey! Those women are serious athletes, sharing a moment of comraderie after a hard one victory. Theyā€™re not there to be ogled :mad: . Thatā€™s what male gymnasts are for šŸ˜› . _wonders why gymnastics canā€™t be a team sportā€¦_ ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/62 "2004-08-27T07:05:36Z")
> [@Tuckerfan](#): > > Guilty. [And damn proud of it!](http://members.iinet.net.au/~patnanna/piccies/pic12581.jpg) > ::::Starts singing _Dirty Old Man_ by the Fugs::::: You sumbitch! Iā€™m trying to calm myself over the B-Volleyball team and you bomb me with this! Asshole! I hate you!!! šŸ†’ ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/63 "2004-08-27T07:09:38Z")
> [@Tuckerfan](#): > > Guilty. [And damn proud of it!](http://members.iinet.net.au/~patnanna/piccies/pic12581.jpg) > ::::Starts singing _Dirty Old Man_ by the Fugs::::: That canā€™t be comfortable. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/64 "2004-08-27T07:16:19Z")
> [@duffer](#): > > You sumbitch! > > Iā€™m trying to calm myself over the B-Volleyball team and you bomb me with this! > > Asshole! I hate you!!! šŸ†’ Jeeze, dude, if you _really_ want to calm yourself down, then google ā€œgranny porn,ā€ hit ā€œIā€™m Feelinā€™ Lucky,ā€ and watch yer peter melt faster than an ice cream cone on a Texas sidewalk in the middle of July. :wally Man, you post a link to a hottie, with her goody bits barely strapped in and youā€™d think that people would be _greatful_. ::::shakes head in wonderment::::: ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/65 "2004-08-27T07:50:00Z")
> [@calm kiwi](#): > > That canā€™t be comfortable. Either that, or itā€™s _tooooooooooo_ comfortableā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/66 "2004-08-27T08:14:47Z")
> [@rjung](#): > > Either that, or itā€™s _tooooooooooo_ comfortableā€¦ Now that would make you an exhibitionist big time! ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/67 "2004-08-27T08:23:33Z")
> [@Tuckerfan](#): > > Jeeze, dude, if you _really_ want to calm yourself down, then google ā€œgranny porn,ā€ hit ā€œIā€™m Feelinā€™ Lucky,ā€ and watch yer peter melt faster than an ice cream cone on a Texas sidewalk in the middle of July. :wally > > Man, you post a link to a hottie, with her goody bits barely strapped in and youā€™d think that people would be _greatful_. ::::shakes head in wonderment::::: No harsh! No harsh! Please keep the links, um, coming! šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/68 "2004-08-27T21:18:00Z")
[Anyone for a soggy camel toe?](http://www.frgmstr.com/genmay/0704/Athens%20(Beach%20volleyball)%20Mexico%20-%20Hilda%20Alvarez%20Gaxiol%2001.jpg) [Or how about water sports?](http://www.frgmstr.com/genmay/0704/Athens%20(Beach%20volleyball)%20Cheerleaders%2003.jpg) [Ball holding.](http://www.frgmstr.com/genmay/0704/Athens%20(Beach%20volleyball)%20Cheerleaders%2001.jpg) [No, I _donā€™t_ know what that is sticking out of her ass, and as hot as she is, Iā€™m not sure I _do_ want to know.](http://www.iupload.net/082004/20099403.jpg) [The Olympics have cheerleaders now? Why wasnā€™t I informed?](http://www.frgmstr.com/genmay/0704/Athens%20(Beach%20volleyball)%20Cheerleaders%2002.jpg) [If youā€™ve ever needed a reason to learn Photoshop, here it is.](http://www.frgmstr.com/genmay/0704/Athens%20(Beach%20volleyball)%20Cheerleaders%2002.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![The\_27th\_Evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ebca7d/32.png) [@The\_27th\_Evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_27th_Evil)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/69 "2004-08-27T22:01:01Z")
> [@Muad'Dib](#): > > [Here is the sexy, sexy, homoerotic pic.](http://img9.paintedover.com/uploads/9/kerri.jpg) Da. Yummmmm. To them. And the menā€™s diving teams. And the womenā€™s diving teams. I loves me some atheletesā€¦ šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![LifeSizePotato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@LifeSizePotato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeSizePotato)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/70 "2004-08-27T22:17:56Z")
> [@Tuckerfan](#): > > Guilty. [And damn proud of it!](http://members.iinet.net.au/~patnanna/piccies/pic12581.jpg) > ::::Starts singing _Dirty Old Man_ by the Fugs::::: Someone in the General Mayhem board said that itā€™s a fake, chopped together. ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMule](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc348/32.png) [@MonkeyMule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMule)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/71 "2004-08-27T22:49:55Z")
> [@LifeSizePotato](#): > > Someone in the General Mayhem board said that itā€™s a fake, chopped together. THen god bless that photoshop genius! šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371/72 "2004-08-28T07:11:11Z")
> [@LifeSizePotato](#): > > Someone in the General Mayhem board said that itā€™s a fake, chopped together. Based on the responses so far, do you really think anyone gives a shit? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-the-hottest-damn-things-ive-ever-seen/261371.md?page=3)